http://seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2013-06-11 03:49 pm

THE RETURN OF THE SEXYTIMES THERAPY POST

The last time we did this, it was 2010! 2010! That's been a long time and I'm sure a lot has happened since then. So hey, since I was looking through this comm for something else, I figured why not toss up a post for your amusement! Here we go!

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Is there someone you wanna have it with? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Speak up and speak honestly!
genesishero: (A bit uncomfortable)

[personal profile] genesishero 2013-06-11 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I, um, I'm not really having... I mean... I'm still a... I haven't yet nope.

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robinonadderall: ([spe] sexy times)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-06-11 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not having sex, I've never had sex, and I get the feeling if I was about to have sex the girl would die a horrible death before any penetration happened.

I am fake dating a werewolf with emotional issues though? That's something. I guess. He buys me a lot of stuff.

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[identity profile] reven8e.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not with anyone here, which is kind of dissapointing.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you and Cade were... *gestures with fingers and hands*

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
OFFSCREEN! Me and Toby are having fun. Also, sexytimes. Also, some illegal stuff that is non-sexy-times.

Although, the bouncy-house thing curtailed that a little. BUT. There are, after all, work-arounds.
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pursuedthestars: ([spec] all up on you)

[personal profile] pursuedthestars 2013-06-11 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm unattached but that just makes it more fun for me because I'm satisfied when it comes to sex. The one girl I've been with the most lately, she's pretty damn adventurous, loves the dirty talk and let's me pretty much do almost anything.

So, that's fun.
necroslacker: (chasing pavements)

[personal profile] necroslacker 2013-06-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just gonna sit in Seattle and be alone for awhile, I think. I'll be cultivating my brooding loner image or something. What fun. Bleh.
ultron_junior: ([♥] hugging on a bed)

[personal profile] ultron_junior 2013-06-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing since my girlfriend left, but I'm not dying from the celibacy or anything. I can take care of myself until I meet the right person again.

... man, that's a boring answer.

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[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! This is a question? Really? That you ask other people?

I just...err, well, I...

I've held hands?
justbeingbay: ([pos] smiling with hair up)

[personal profile] justbeingbay 2013-06-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So .... I was technically a virgin when I got here, even though I never gave off that 'pure and innocent' virgin vibe. Since then I slept with Jim, made out with Cade, and kissed Gert. Guess I'm doing just fine, thanks.

That said, and not that I'm desperate, I'd love another round with either of the guys.
pursuedthestars: ([hap] bright eyes)

[personal profile] pursuedthestars 2013-06-11 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you know I'd be up for it. Literally.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

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[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing yet, but unlike my squeaky-clean adorable sister, I'm not going to freak out while admitting it.

Or checking out everyone else who pings in, because, come on. Everyone on this island is freaking hot.

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A lady never tells...

...Okay, just some kissing, back home. But there's nothing wrong with that.
myownface: (Corgoth the Sparkledog)

[personal profile] myownface 2013-06-11 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
When I'm not a friggin' dog my sex life is just fine thank you. But at the moment I'm pretty sure Alec would freak out if I started humping his shoe.

Spoilsport.

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bitten_notshy: ([neu] pacing)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2013-06-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Dating Emma Frost, and very happily. Anything I get up to beyond that is not for public discussion.

Not that there's much, because have you seen Emma?

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[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew?

Inquiring minds wish elaboration!

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[identity profile] doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...That being said, I really need to get out and bang more people.

Anyone up for some crunt-knockling?

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[identity profile] theoplustwo.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't even want to know how that would work for me with the two voices constantly arguing in my head. So, I'm doing...nothing. Plus, I'm new.

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furnaceface: (Geometric Shapes!)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2013-06-11 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Very extremely occasional, highly casual, no-strings-whatsoever random stress-relieving hookups.

I... mentioned the very extremely occasional part, right? I don't actually actively go looking for them, these days. Chalk that up to extreme self-image issues, I suppose.

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icecoldfrost: (passionate girl)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2013-06-11 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Dating Jack, and actually living in the same house - if not sharing a room - and I'm sure driving our patient and wonderful housemates utterly insane on occasion. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

I'd say use your imaginations for the rest, but I already know exactly what you people are capable of imagining.

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talentforlying: (can't clean me up for polite company)

[personal profile] talentforlying 2013-06-11 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there's been some fun, but not near enough, mate.
filleauloup: ("I walk with him till morning.")

[personal profile] filleauloup 2013-06-11 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Once or twice, yes, and it was very nice, but frankly it was much less confusing when I only got paid for it.

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[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we ask questions here? Is that allowed?

...If it's not allowed, I'll just go back and be very, very quiet.

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glacial_queen: (Topless)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2013-06-11 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So, last time this meme happened, there was still a pants rule in place.

The past three years have been much more satisfying. Even marching and sleeping in tents sometimes is okay if you can make aural shields.
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wwiii: (Shirtless - Looking down)

[personal profile] wwiii 2013-06-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Or just fly away from the group at large?

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[identity profile] beautifulsenshi.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT? NO. That's...I mean...

You should not be taking love so lightly! It's a very sensitive topic for a young lady!

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[identity profile] harpy-daughter.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Only when a certain someone is around, and that's fine with me.

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