*hand across her forehead in a dramatic fashion*

[sensethevisions]

So, they think that my good friend killed one of my best friends. My boyfriend is BBF with the accused and may be threatening another friend of mine. I'm supposed to protect the innocent...oh woe! Help, what do I do?

And the boyfriend is really great in bed, too.

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[t-servo.livejournal.com]

What's that? The harkening harpy-call of the sleeping pill and vodka cocktail? Perhaps, yes! Yes it is!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

S'ok, sweetie. At least you didn't promise to obey said boyfriend in trying to protect the accused. AND promise to protect his soulmate. AND promise to protect HIM.

Now he wants to go and kill the teacher and your sister. And I've got to choose?

*head goes splodey*

He's definitely good with the kissing, yes.

[sensethevisions]

Ooooh, you think that will help my emo?

[sensethevisions]

Kill Tara AND Piper! Wait...he can't do that! Can he?

*head goes plop plop fizz fizz*

It's that magical tongue of his.

[absolutesnark]

He is also, omg, mean to me!

Agreed.

[sensethevisions]

ZOMG! How can he be so mean to you?


How does he do it?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

About that vanquishing spell...

Or maybe we could summon him? OT3ly?

Not to mention the growling and hair-pulling.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

He was, omg, so mean to you. I wanted to smite him!

We'll have to compare notes.

[sensethevisions]

OT3ly...you and me?

We might be able to summon him like that...and then what?


Oh yes, he's very good at the growling and the hair-pulling. Not to mention that thing he does with his teeth.

[absolutesnark]

Because he's evil! *flails*

Magic?

[absolutesnark]

Awww, you would smite him for me?

Oh yes.

[sensethevisions]

He's never been evil to me...okay, there was that one thing with the girl in his bed and...

*flails* No being mean to my sister!

Shimmer...shimmer

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as I'm choosing between the promises I made to him *facepalm* I'd prefer the one that lets me smite him if he hurts you. Yes.

Too bad we can't get him to help with the research. Brownie-lure?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think Angelus is going to be available for this particular summoning, so yeah. Besides, you're prettier than Angelus.

And then...and then we give him a really good reason to stay summoned.

Oh yes. I'm also partial to the whole getting crushed up against that muscular chest thing.

[sensethevisions]

Oh yes, I'm much prettier than Angelus. *nodsnods*

I'm sure we can give him something to want to stay summoned to us...I mean, this is you and I.

That whole be grabbed quickly and crushed against his chest while he kisses you breathless...

[absolutesnark]

Let's not forget he can set people on fire! And he threatened my bff!

*sigh* Am, omg, so jealous of you!

[absolutesnark]

I'm glad we agree on this.

I'll start making them.

[sensethevisions]

Yes, there is the fire thing, but he does have remarkable self-control when it comes down to it...I don't think he has threatened my BFF!

OMG so mean.


I thought you liked Lindsey and his hands?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Disagreements mess with our subtext.

Exxx-cellent.

[demonbelthazor]

Plenty of me to go around.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Angelus who? *stares spellbound at Phoebe*

Oh yes. I mean, when we were hugging and kissing the other day? Daydreams. Imagine what the reality would do to/for him...and us.

And then the thing where your spine lights up like fireworks and you're pretty sure you're going to pass out if he doesn't keep kissing you, and also if he does...yep.

[sensethevisions]

*preens*

I can imagine that he would have a better reaction with the real thing...he seemed to like the hugging and kissing well enough.

Oh yes...and the feel of his nails running up over your ribs and you're positive you're going to burts into flames...

[sensethevisions]

We could see if we could clone you.

[absolutesnark]

OMG, so very mean!

Especially the evil hand.

[demonbelthazor]

I have some clones. One is named Christian Troy.

[sensethevisions]

So I get you and we can subdue Christian Troy so Piper can have you, too.

[demonbelthazor]

There's also Victor von Doom.

[sensethevisions]

Me, Piper and Beka.

[absolutesnark]

I get Christian? *is so okay with this*

[sensethevisions]

*nodsnods* I get Cole, you get Christian, Beka gets Victor...and maybe we can give Buffy to Profiler dude...then again she is so emo in love with Angel and with Beka that she may not be impressed.