Nature vs. Nurture

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some kind of medication I can be put on so I don't have to adopt everyone *just* so I don't sleep with them? I mean, what's wrong with me?

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[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Oh hey CJ, what are you doing this weekend? *wink*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Rumour has it that Prozac inhibits your sex drive...

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

It's the legs. And the *cough* Iris *cough*.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

The Home Ec teacher.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

You want to medicate me, Doctor?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

There's only one way to treat you, and that can't be said in front of an audience.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

There's actually no credible proof that semen improves a woman's mood. More research is obviously required.

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

I've think I've met her. She hear she's very easy.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

She's pretty, and I've had drinks with her...but she didn't get drunk enough to fall into bed with me like I'd planned.

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Willingly slips cough syrup into her own margarita next time.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're adopting people you want to sleep with?

...Ew.

[http://users.livejournal.com/susan_death_/]

Gosh, I wonder why that could be.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*is offended that after 2 propositions the lady still hasn't taken him up on the Pride of Corell*