Help!

[demonbelthazor]

Okay, so my mun shaved 100 years off my age to put me at Fandom High. But sometimes I swear she wants to shave 100 points off my IQ, too. I mean, in canon I'm pretty smart -- I have a law degree and everything! I came up with cunning plans to destroy the Charmed Ones! I outwitted the Source of All Evil! (We'll just ignore that whole becoming the Source of All Evil bit, but you gotta admit that's kinda cool.) But my mun keeps making me do things like go up against a 6000 year old demon who can wipe the floor with me. Okay, so I had pretty good reasons, protecting my soulmate and trying to save my BFF/fuckbuddy (who I should now point out has a soul and won't want to be BFF with me anymore and now I am devastated). But I was way out of my league and now I'm all busted up again.

And then there's the fact that I've been told to kill my soulmate and her sisters by my bosses.

And my BFF's last wish was for me to kill any witch who wasn't my girlfriend (though I figured out a way around that one -- any witch I don't want to kill will have to be my girlfriend (sorry, Tara, guess you're out of luck with the whole gay thing)).

*flails*

Help!

[demonbelthazor]

Okay, so my mun shaved 100 years off my age to put me at Fandom High. But sometimes I swear she wants to shave 100 points off my IQ, too. I mean, in canon I'm pretty smart -- I have a law degree and everything! I came up with cunning plans to destroy the Charmed Ones! I outwitted the Source of All Evil! (We'll just ignore that whole becoming the Source of All Evil bit, but you gotta admit that's kinda cool.) But my mun keeps making me do things like go up against a 6000 year old demon who can wipe the floor with me. Okay, so I had pretty good reasons, protecting my soulmate and trying to save my BFF/fuckbuddy (who I should now point out has a soul and won't want to be BFF with me anymore and now I am devastated). But I was way out of my league and now I'm all busted up again.

And then there's the fact that I've been told to kill my soulmate and her sisters by my bosses.

And my BFF's last wish was for me to kill any witch who wasn't my girlfriend (though I figured out a way around that one -- any witch I don't want to kill will have to be my girlfriend (sorry, Tara, guess you're out of luck with the whole gay thing)).

*flails*

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Re: this thread

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOPUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!!!!!*

I will lose my crown as Captain Emo! SO MANY SAD EMO CRIES!



*(err...*pays Anakin royalties*)

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Re: this thread

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOPUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!!!!!*

I will lose my crown as Captain Emo! SO MANY SAD EMO CRIES!



*(err...*pays Anakin royalties*)

Yay!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

So, Apparently Angelus thought way more of me than I ever thought. This is so awesome! But I'm still left wondering why. Why am I the most evil besides Bel? What did I do to deserve this honor? I mean, it's not like I helped Angelus dispose of a body or anything.

Does anyone know why Angelus loved me best? Bel, did he ever mention me post-coitally?

Do you think he'll still like me now that he's not evil? he never did check whether or not I was Jewish

Yay!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

So, Apparently Angelus thought way more of me than I ever thought. This is so awesome! But I'm still left wondering why. Why am I the most evil besides Bel? What did I do to deserve this honor? I mean, it's not like I helped Angelus dispose of a body or anything.

Does anyone know why Angelus loved me best? Bel, did he ever mention me post-coitally?

Do you think he'll still like me now that he's not evil? he never did check whether or not I was Jewish

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMG BITEY!

*flails*

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMG BITEY!

*flails*