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Professor Tick sent me here last night. I fell asleep before I could make it but I'm here now.

Except I don't know why I'm here. Professor Tick's French Bear mauled by leg last night.

I HAVE LEG ANGST!1212!

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*stabbity?*

Gee, could it be because you thought you were everyone else in the school except you? Except me because you don't love me and you're ~~sleeping~~ living with my ex-roommate and I possess no mockable vocal tics.

*dies?*

How many times did you kill me last night? Eleventy billion?

*burninates*

Because I can.

Miho thinks Callisto's burnination accounted for at least two of those deaths.

Oh yeah, the multiple personalities might've had something to do with it.

The only reason I wasn't you was because ~~I secretly love you and don't want to damage your fragile emotions~~ I didn't want your ex-roommate to jump me. He tends to do that a lot.

As for ~~sleeping~~ living with Angel, we only do that every other day and Sunday.

Miho admires Callisto's burnination.

*slashity?*

((That came out wrong...))

Miho/Callisto OTPOFCERTAINDOOM!

Were you me?

Look, kid. There's a lotta angst in the world already, without adding to it with your "Professor Tick's Bear ate my leg" whining.

He was not you! If he had been you, Miho would have decided he was too hot to kill.

Until he called Aeryn ugly again.

Miho is probably right. I think even my girlfriend killed me a few times.

(That icon is skeery! I love it.)

If he was me, he never would have called Aeryn ugly to begin with.

*is reassured*

*is relieved that Toasty isn't around to get ideas*

and it's Miho/Barbossa OTPOFPIRATENINJA-NESS!

If you need stabbing again, Miho is always happy to ~~raise her already astronomical kill count~~ oblige.

*slips you a business card*

Miho doesn't love me?

*WEEPZ IN AGONY*

FREE TOASTY!

Miho loves no one. ~~Except Dwight.~~

Nice tunic. Did you get that at 'Medieval Clothing 4 U'?

I've already got enough holes in me so give me a raincheck on the stabbing. Do you have an Orange Julius though?

No, sorry, no Orange Julius. Miho does have doughnuts, though. If you are very nice, you may have one.

*reads business card*

*tries to decide whether to go for gallantry or keeping-all-his-appendages*

I suspect I might have to frequent your business on a regular basis, my lady.

*salutes*

The Fourth Sin welcomes your ~~money~~ business.

Very funny kid.

I'll have you know this tunic was made by one of the finest tailors in Athens.

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