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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

My mom was murdered, maybe by my dad, oh noes! killed herself when I was 10. Down the hall from where I was playing. They had to drag me screaming away from her body.

The end. Except how I look just like her and it freaks me out.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

that's what happens when you have one actress play two people

Was it your fault?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I don't *think* so, but it might have been my Dad's. Or my best friend's, since she was trying to save him. Woe! I only have one parent! I can not blame him for anything, or I will be an emotional orphan!

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Are you even sure he's your dad?</>

Blame it on your dad, that's what I always do. And there's nothing wrong with orphans! Especially ones who got a lot of money left to them and get really awesome adopted parents.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Last bit shouldn't be scratched out

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hee.

Nobody would adopt me with my dad growling at them. Not that I want them to. I don't need parents! I'm a miniature adult! Even if I wasn't cloned and shrunk like some people I know.

Whaddya mean he's not my dad? Are you saying *I'm* a clone?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My mun tells me that she has blocked all the clone episodes from her mind. Especially the one with all the pregnant women. WTF?

You know that creepy guy you call Dr. Raines?? Or something?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I would know what you are talking about, except my mun claims I don't need to know that. Really.

Oh GOD if he's my father just shoot me now!

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Didn't he beat your mum up at some point?

Yeah. At least teh actors were hot.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

That was a professional thing, not a personal thing! Ew!

Well, yes. AdultJarod is teh sex. Heh.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Like anything at the Centre is personal.

Yum. As is teen!Jarod.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[swerval_zero]

*hugs Parker*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*hugs back, stoically*

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

*hugs Miss Parker like the brother figure he is*...Why do all your brother figures have some twisted love for you? Including your twin?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Because I'm an icy bitch queen, and you all have mommy issues? And Lyle's not my twin, not not not!

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

I don't have mommy issues! I get along with my mommy! And he is too! You guys even act alike.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Then I don't know why, unless it's that I'm classically beautiful except not as beautiful as my mom!

And take that back! NooooooOOooooOoooOOoooooOOOOO! No Lyle! No!

*pays Anakin*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I liked Lyle!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*hates on Lyle, IC and OOC*

And I still think that blood test was messed up, yo.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I had an odd, odd love for his character. Perhaps at 12 I didn't quite understand what it is he did in his spare time. And I agree on that.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cannibalistic serial killing is a bit much to process when they waffled on it so much.

Up with Angelo! Real bro! Only guy who never flirted with me!

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Especially when forced to watch from behind the couch cause parents think the show's not for kids. I was in the 8th grade damn it! That's old enough!