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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

But whyyyyyyyy didn't you go back for her sooner? It's not like she moved or something, right?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*shuffles feet*

Shut up. She had moved. Sort of. And it's not like the Jedi were all that excited to have me go back there at all. Or, you know, ever.

It's all Obi-Wan's fault. Yeah. Somehow.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Blinks*

So you have hot Jedi master issues?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everyone?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Fair point.

It's the beard. Gives everyone issues.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

And the smirk. Gotta love the smirk.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

And the accent.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

And the ass.

And the eyes.

When is he visiting again?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I didn't even try to come home when my daddy died. Well, Duke Gareth made me come home for the funeral. And then people where confused about my gender and which twin I was.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Wait, this sounds like Shakespeare. Are you sure you're not named Viola?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

No, but my eyes are. And it was sort of my fault cause I forgot to change back into a girl before the funeral and everyone was looking atme funny cause suddenly there were two boys.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Your eyes are named Viola? Dude, your author is crazy-cakes.

This sounds like a subplot with Jake Gavin. Yeeek.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

...No, my eyes are violet. But my author is crazy-cakes. Half-crow man WTF?

Well, it was sort of my nurses fault. She was supposed to get a dress ready. Or stuff Thom into a dress.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I suspect Thom would've objected.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

My mun has met your author at a book reading & signing, and reports that she is equally, if not more crazy, in person.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Shakespeare? Who's this Shakespeare guy, and why won't anyone tell me why he's supposed to be famous? And Twelfth Night is my mun's favorite comedy of his. She bought the DVD of the version with Helena Bonham Carter.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Ahh, twins. *nods* Nothing but trouble, I've heard.

Not that I'll be having kids or anything :)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My twin raises my arch-nemesis. From the dead. And steals my power to do it. And then dies at 19. Or possibly 22 because woe, the author can't count.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks*

Huh. My son'll have worse hair than me? But he saves me from my life of dark minion-ness, so I guess I should be grateful.

He's just so annoying.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I heard that he made some moves on his sister. These sorts of things should not be encouraged.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Nope, not a girl any more.

Don't worry about the twins. I got 'em taken care of. Or will in about 25 years.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My author has a good crack supplier. He keeps her happy.

My daughter marries a crow. And then has a kid. While a slave in a far away country. And a spy. All because I was a bad mother. It's not my fault the stupid immortals had to attack when she was six!

[swerval_zero]

Your daughter is a total Mary Sue is into bestiality?

[swerval_zero]

Honey, by that time you won't even have hair. And you'll be kind of gross. Sorry.

But the black cape is teh sex, if that helps.