Therapy

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think I really need therapy. The month isn't even over yet and I think I'm going through the lousiest year of my life. Let me sum this up for you:

1) End december she set up daddy angst by having him disapprove of my girlfriend. Basically, my dad thinks I suck and I'll fail and ruin my entire future. She also makes sure that he writes a letter to express his grievances.
2) Something happens in canon and she thinks she needs to set it straight right away. Result? More daddy angst.
3) This is apparently the perfect timing for the girlfriend to find the letter written in the first point.
4) She lets me get beaten up by Aeryn Sun. Which okay, got out of hand because I kinda fed up with her treatment (my player's, not Aeryn's).
5) She comes up with a fun thing for the weekend. She tells me it will be cool and it will be funny. Then I get locked out of my room for the rest of the weekend by my girlfriend. Yeah, hilarious prank that one was.
6) Now said girlfriend got attacked by a vampire, broke her wrist and got stabbed in the liver.

Can you believe she's still insisting that the consequences of 1 and 3 get played out? I'm thinking I need a long vacation to Sea World.

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think I need therapy cuz I read all that thinking you were Crichton and got really confused about Aeryn getting attacked by a vampire and to conclude, i have Sea World in town. COME VISIT ME.

Eerrr. Cupcake?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*cries over cupcake*

OMG WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THE DIFFERENCE? You didn't used to have problems, now all of a sudden everyone is mixing us up all the time.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*licks your face*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*wonders if Lee got gremlin bitten and thinks he's a puppy*

*giggles anyway*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Just don't eat the fish if you go to Sea World. You might be eating a slow learner.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

*Pats you in sympathy*

Was the blanket warm enough?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the warning. I was more hoping of watching the fish, though.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you.

You alright? All that dreaming of my girlfriend dying can't be good either.

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

*feels bad about stabbing girlfriend* I mean, what was I thinking? Stabbing? I don't get to eat that way!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Just wait until I get my hands on you.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Hanging in there. All I wanted was a night out with fun. Now there's guilt in addition to the regular alien angst. Sigh...

We must do something fun soon.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Evil Bitch!

You know, I can levitate stuff. So I don't have to get up close to stake your pathetic, bleached self.

*Resolves to always carry a sharpened pencil*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we really do.

*considers party with lots of booze* *remembers how drunk he got last time*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Just point me in the right direction. I'll be there.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Chances are it will be on the 2nd floor.

[can_be_more]

If I hugged people, I would hug you.

Instead I'll kind of pat your hand and maybe let you beat me up. A little.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

That does not surprise me.

I'll be there. After all, it's safe in the dorms. The gremlins are gone. What could possibly happen? Particularly when I don't drink.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Errr, you really don't want to jinx it.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh crap...

I'll just run and hide now.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

*hugs pseudo big brother*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

But you'll be alright in the dorms and a gremlin bite is just embarrassing.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*bear hugs pseudo little sister*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*pats* Come on, I'm sure you won't grow any fur.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

No but antennae might be an issue.

*hums theme to Close Encounters of the Third Kind*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cute, though.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*pats poor, abused boyfriend from ZOMG sickbed*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*grumbles and joins on the less injured side*

[demonbelthazor]

Hey, leave my mom alone! Grrrr.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think Dru mindwhammied you.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Oooh! *just realized she now has a cast with which to *clonk* BF if he ever gets out of line! Wooot!*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*sighs and ponders retracting the sponge bath offer*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Please. Don't talk to me. I thought you were a nice guy.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

*guilts in your direction*

So sorry...

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Oh, please? With this icon??? ;)

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Vala so isn't going to blame her unless she knew the truth, and probably not even then!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*open mouthed*

*swallows*

I'll go get the water.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Now there's a good boy!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Totally wrapped around your finger, just like you like it.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Oooh, baby, yes!