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I think my player is losing it. She's constantly flailing at me and mumbling stuff about how I'm out of hand and she doesn't have any control over me anymore. Apparently she seems to think that flinging means that I can't be cute. I don't see why not, the two seem to be perfectly combinable.

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Depends...are you wearing leather?

I was yesterday, but not the days before that.

Does leather negate cuteness?

Leather adds cuteness.

Really? Wow, I had a cute day yesterday.

*frowns* Does that mean you're always cute?

According to my player, yes, yes it does.

Except for when you're being evil? Because dude you can be intimidating sometimes.

My player is the same way. She was yelling at me last night about "could I be anymore of a jealous little bitch."

Was not!

Much.

She says even when I'm being evil.

...

I worry about her sometimes.

Yeah, I kinda got to agree with you. I mean, not that you're not cute, it's just... You're kinda scary sometimes.

*shakes head* It's like they think that they know exactly how we have to respond to something. They work so hard to give us character and dimension and then they get surprised when you use that.

Exactly! They say "this is how you feel," and then get annoyed when you act on those feelings.

I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!

I mean... what? Nothing happened. Really.

*sulks*

None taken, I try to be scary sometimes.

Uh huh! They need to make up their mind. They wanted a fling, so I flinginated and really it's their own fault.

You do a pretty good job. You were pretty intimidating with the whole Vala defending thing.

You act like I wanted this to happen!

Promise the next time you have these urges you'll call me. I'll help you through them.

Thank you. I do my best.

It shows. Do you have any tips becaus I get the feeling I can only intimidate hippie freshmen?

You'd lend a hand?

I find a psychotic grin plus the old crazy-eyes work wonders with people. They tend to just smile and back away slowly.

Hmmm, I think the psychotic and crazy is more a John thing. I'm more of a scowling guy myself.

Anything you need.

I'm so lucky to have generous friends like you.

I told you, you can count on me for anything.

It's okay if I lean on you a little during this hard time?

Don't worry, I can take it. I'm more than happy to give you support.

You'd be able to take my weight?

I've got strong arms and a strong back...more than enough to support you.

What if I needed you for hours?

That's where demonic stamina comes in.

Good to know you won't leave me hanging.

I'll make sure you're firmly on the path to feeling good.

*looks at leather*

*is not cute*

*opens mouth to argue*

*remembers who he's talking to and shuts up*

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