Indignant Ex-President

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

Just for the record?



I. Am. NOT. a. Cylon.

Hmph.

And if it is true, my mun will be in denial for weeks. She still hasn't gotten over the whole "Forever Knight" thing -- whatever that is. And "Voyager"; that was particularly nasty, too.

What's that? Oh, she's muttering about the beauty of alternate universes...

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[dbiers.livejournal.com]

No, but I am!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Hang in there, Professor Roslin. They've been accusing me, well, future-me, of being a Cylon forever, too.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say no to a few Anders clones. ;)

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh great, now you made my player start grinning like a scary crazy person.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

And this is bad because...?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Share? Please?

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Of course! One alien cheerleader could never refuse another!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

AU Baby!!! AU all the way!!!

Seriously, I cannot tell you the number of series that have ended and left me spinning elaborate AU endings because the writers just screwed things up.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

It's not the grinning so much as the slightly hysterical cackling that scares me.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Awe, poor baby. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

*has no idea about that, clearly*

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

There's a loaded question if I've ever heard one...

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

At least you're not somehow the canon (and fandom, wtf) whipping girl?

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

*does best to look innocent*

Why, Ms. President, I'm surprised at your implications!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure I can think of a few things.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

President - not a nun. ::smirk::

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

Have you read any of the fic about me? It's positively scary! They've given me back my cancer; let the Cylons abuse me; even injured me to within an inch of my life in an attack or two -- all to give Bill great angst about me. And we won't go into how many times I've miscarried. Nevermind that I'm well beyond... Well, let's just say, that unless the cure worked more than one miracle, it's just not possible.

::passes Cally some ambrosia:: Drink up. Fandom is a cruel place. And, I think, so is our canon.

[swerval_zero]

((Totally OOC: *clicks on link*

NO! GIVE BACK THAT BABY!))

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Oh, please don't encourage him. He gets around enough as it is, these days.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . I don't know if that's better or worse than how they like to keep killing me off, Professor Roslin.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

But it's so much fun! *pouts*

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Is that on the record, or off?

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Pity about the nun part.

*eyebrow wiggle*

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

Off, of course. Ask me in a press conference, and I'll deny everything. ::grin widens::

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

No, not a nun, but would a prophet do? ::wry grin::

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Close enough. *gets half-nekkid yay*

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

Personally? I think you should live a long, fruitful life. Just because certain other members of the crew can't make up their minds doesn't mean you should suffer...

::mutters something about triangles always being messy::

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

[I keep telling myself it's just a flashback. Or another one of Baltar's hallucinations. ::crosses fingers, but doesn't hold breath:: If that's the case, he doesn't really *have* Hera...]

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

Very, very nice.

::shows off legs::

[swerval_zero]

((It better be a hallucination. People need to stop stealing that baby or Sharon Agathon is going to wreak unholy vengeance on somebody's ass.))

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

[I'd sell tickets to that. Hell hath no fury like a mother pissed off...]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Aww. Glad you think so!

Obviously I'll have had a lot of practice at that triangle stuff by the time I end up on Galactica.

[blessed_twice]

*EYES*

[swerval_zero]

'Triangle' is being optimistic. Try 'polygon of doom,', m'dear.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well, no wonder I can handle it so well when I'm older.

[swerval_zero]

I'd take demons over Starbuck in a bad mood myself, any day. Maybe the radiation scrambled your brains?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . .

Suddenly it ALL MAKES SENSE.