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ZOMG THE TENTACLE IS SO MEEN TO ME! I HATE IT AND I HATE LOGAN AND I HATE AARON ECHOLLS AND I HOPE THEY ALL DIE AND STAY DEAD, NOT DEAD LIKE ME CAUSE I'M AWESOME, ZOMG!

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OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN MY CLUB THERE WERE TWO DIFFERENT LETTERS BEING MEEEEEEN ABOUT ME. Two. At least, I totally believe they were about me.

THE TENTACLE DOESN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT ME! I WANT ATTENTION!

AND OMG IT CALLED ME A GOODY TWO-SHOES. I AM GOING TO CRY EMO TEARS NOW ZOMG.

OMG, THERE'S A CLUB? I'll totally join.

OMG UR SOOOOOOOO LUCKY! HOW ABOUT WE TELL THE TENTACLE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN 'THE TENTACLE IS MEEEEEEEEN' CLUB AND WRITE ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE INSTEAD??

UR ALWAYZ EMO! THAT IS NOT A CHANGE!

It's called the "OMG THE TENTACLE WAS MEEEEN TO ME (or I like to think it was)" Club.

We meet right after Deep Thoughts, for prime emo-ness.

OH NOOOOOES!! HOW DARE THEY WOMP ON MY HOUSEMATE THAT I NEVER EVER SEE OR TALK TO. I AM OUTRAGED!!

I NO BUT NOW I AM REELY SAD. I AM NOT A GOODY TWO-SHOES OMG!!!

OMG UR THE TENTACLE AND UR GETTING HER BACK FOR NOT BEING SEEN OR HEARD FROM! MEENIE!

UR A GOODY THREE SHOES HAHAHAHAHAHA.

OMG, I DON'T HANG OUT WITH YOU CAUSE YOU AND ALLIE ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE, ZOMG, AND I CAN'T NOT BE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

And isn't womp, like, a totally offensive word?

*CRIEZ* YOU HAVE UNCOVERED MY SUPER-SEKRIT IDENTITY. I WILL HATE YOU FOR ALWAYS NOW.

OMG NOW UR MAKING FUN OF ME TOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OMG, AWESOME. I may have to join Deep ~~Throat~~ Thoughts now. Do you sometimes cry beautiful sparkling emo tears? Cause I can totally do that.

Our tears are the sparkliestest. ZOMG YOU MUST JOIN.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE TEH CUTEST. ALLIE AND I ARE TIRED OF BEING CUTE - WE NEED YOU AROUND!!

"womp" is not a real word, according to dictionary.com

"whomp" however, is:

n.
A loud, heavy blow or thud.

v. whomped, whomp·ing, whomps
v. tr.
1. To hit or strike.
2. To defeat soundly; trounce: whomped the opposing team.
3. To prepare or make, especially with little effort. Often used with up: “Meanwhile, you whomp up yams and spuds and bake your pies” (Garrison Keillor).

v. intr.
To hit or strike with a whomp.

ZOMG, YAY! WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AND BE THE TOTALLY COOLEST KIDS EVAR!

*snerk* There's a cartoon, Recess, on the Disney channel, and the kids used 'whomp' instead of bad words, and it became a bad word on it's own. My sisters have watched that episode like, fifty times.

*CRIEZ A PRACTICE TEAR OF OMG, SPARKLY* Yay!

*CRIEZ BACK* OMG I HATE WHEN PEEPLE H8T ME. I WILL MAKE IT UP 2 U!

I WILL ALSO STEAL LOGAN WHO WAS A BUNNY FROM U!

NOOOOO ARE YOU NR BECUZ I HATECHU!

U BETTAR START MAKING IT UP TO ME NOW. *H8TES and CRIEZ ANGRY TEARS*

*BRINGS YOU PRETTY FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE WITH HEARTS ON THEM BUT NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY BECAUSE ALLIE WOULD KILL ME*

U H8T EVERY 1 EMO GURL! UR MORE EMO THEN LEE!

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