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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Hello, my name is Lee Adama. And I need me some THERAPY, bitchez. What's your story?!

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You have NO idea, Adama. None.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Bring it on, baby. BRING IT ON.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Shut up, Ten. My story is way more tragic than yours.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I retconned my entire people and planet out of existence to save the universe. I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT AND I AM ANGSTY AND I HATE DALEKS!!!!111

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Let's hear it, Valentine.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh, you just want me to whine so you can comfort me.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

No, I want to prove to you that my story's more tragic.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Well, then, you should go first. So I can console you. Like I always do.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I already told Adama, I don't want to repeat mys--fuck it.

I retconned my entire people and planet out of existence to save the universe. I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT AND I AM ANGSTY AND I HATE DALEKS!!!!111

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Explain the retconning thing because I think that is awesome and it should be explained to me, yes.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I did it 'cause the mun doesn't know because it's not in canon yet, but I did it to save everyone from being killed by Daleks and their deathrays. But now Gallifrey doesn't exist and never did!!!!1

[criez]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I R SO CONFUSED. But yes, you totally win on the angst issue. Hands down.

LET THE THERAPY BEGIN.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka backs slowly away from the crazy man. "Whoa, Ten. Chill. You're not the only one responsible for the death of millions, K? But you definitely win the angst-battle."

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[He looks into the distance, at nothing.] Billions, Valentine. Trillions, probably, over time. And I'm directly responsible. I watched it happen. I made it happen!

Oh, and now my girlfriend says she wants some space.


(([and the mun quotes an episode!]))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Stupid girls!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

And now my companion former almost-girlfriend friend Rose is basically pressuring me into telling her about CJ.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I angst for I wish to ship you with Rose but I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! *flails*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I resent that. *glares*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

The mun has written Ten/Rose fic. Several. She has trouble with it too. But she also really loves CJ, so therefore she distinguishes FH!Doctor from Canony!Doctor.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

She shakes her head. "All right, you win. My DNA makes a new race that destroys an empire and is responsible for millions of deaths. Not to mention the fact that I've spent my life running from becoming a broodmare. But you know? I only slept with some guy. I didn't do anything intentional. So, yeah. You win. Do you feel better now?"

...

...

Softly, then. "I didn't know about CJ. I'm sorry."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*angsts as...omg angsts!*

Errr.. Yes.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

That's truly awful. And you know I still feel shitty.



...Things happen, you know.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

"I feel shitty too. About both. Now what?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

ENOUGH WITH THE EMO. THERAPY, lass.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I smell an orgy.