Damn It...

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Why did I have to pull a Ted Mosby?

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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

....WHAT DID YOU DO?

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...I told the girl I was dating I love her. And it ruined everything.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwww.

It's okay! Maybe she'll be friends with your BFFs and integrate herself into your group, and then you'll start dating again in a year!

Look on the bright side!

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...That could work.

[weetuskenraider]

Maybe I really shouldn't be giving anyone relationship advice.

Um.

Like, ever.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

But then again, it might not work out the second time. And then she'll go on to hook up with your best friend.

But I dunno. I'm not an expert or anything.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, now I'm thinking of Penelope hooking up with Tahiri.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hey, it... coulda worked?

[weetuskenraider]

. . . look, it's better advice from this me than from canon me.

Maybe.

Um.

[weetuskenraider]

. . . UM.

[spiritandsword]

Maybe it's better for the two of you to be friends and see how things happen later down the line with no pressure for anything more.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Sorry.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just glad I didn't invite Penelope onto any picnics where I forgot the blankets.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Definitely better for her, which is the important thing.

[withoutverona]

How long have you been dating her?

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Month and a halfish?

[withoutverona]

That's soon for girls here. I don't understand it, but it seems to be how it is.

Of course, the first time I told Yurika I loved her, after three months or so, she told me I had awful timing.

Maybe we should just never say it first.

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you that may not be quite the way to go either.

...though I suppose it worked out for me.

[withoutverona]

Well, I knew it after a few hours weeks but did not speak because I knew she wouldn't like it. So I held back.

I think I would have exploded if I had held back any longer.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Well apparently, I was never supposed to say it at all.

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Errr... *cough* Exploded?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Never say it. Ever. Even if you want to.

And then when she says it to you say "Well that's too bad" and then run off to Thailand to spend time with hookers in an opium den.

Trust me on this.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...dude, that's harsh.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*breathes*

AHAHAHA.

*clears throat*

Seriously, though, that sucks. Maybe you should have tried it in a song. I refused to ever say those words to someone, and then I sang it, uncontrollably.

...It worked out surprisingly well. No one even got stabbed.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I WAS GOING THROUGH SOME SERIOUS STUFF OMG.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Also, I can't afford a plane ticket. Let alone any opium hookers.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I don't even know how you poor people live. Can't afford Thai hookers? For shame!

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...People normally get stabbed?

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

Well...no. But a girl can dream, can't she?

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...you dream about stabbing?

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Dude. I have a feeling most people don't want Thai hookers.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

Well.

It's a bit more precise than just stabbing, if you want to be technical.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Okaaaay.

[iguessiamaclone.livejournal.com]

Did you at least buy this Ted Mosby guy dinner first? Otherwise that might be considered very rude at the very least.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Oh dude, that is not what I meant.

[*keels over laughing*]

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

*is curious about this, too*

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

The never saying it first doesn't work out either.

Guys and girls seem to be equally bad at the saying of things that are important... such as how they feel about each other.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Didn't you just get married, though?

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Yes... but he and I have been together for almost two years.

And when he first told me how he felt about me? I had been turned into a panther at the time.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuude.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

*nods*

Uh huh.

To be fair, though, I knew before he told me again later that I was in love with him. I just wasn't going to tell him because I thought he could do much better than me.