SIGH

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone want to smack me? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. Wait, no, don't look over there!

Sigh.

Anyone else done something idiotic lately? Something you regret?

Comments

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

What if it's those tiny chocolates that are just flavored with itty bitty bits of booze? You can't get drunk on them, I swear.

Also, maybe you can explain to me why getting married seems like a good idea when drunk.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

. . .

I need to go.

There's been an emergency.

There's a tiny giant monster attacking the empty warehouse district.

Right now.

Really.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

I could explain, but my explanation kind of comes to a screeching halt when I get to Irritating Little Blondes Who Know How To Push All The Right Buttons.

NOT DIRTY, I SWEAR.

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

... I am really kinda disappointed that it's Not Dirty, roomie. The entire point of vacation is to HAVE FUN.

Unless of course you already have a significant other, in which case there should not be any marrying or Dirty or anything without informing them. Just saying.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

It might have been!

Except for that girl who came in and broke up the wedding for no apparent reason.

She was totally jealous.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

I don't know you? But uh, don't get close to my mun. She slapped two people this week.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Did you know that the length of a hangover is sometimes proportional to the length of the time spent being drunk?

...'cuz I didn't.

Sometimes it's not so good being so proportional.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I will keep my distance! No more slapping needed!

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Little bit.

Even so, I didn't actually mean to inspire lots of overprotective friends to come hit you however much you might deserve it. Oops?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Are you still hungover from the cruise, buddy?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I am going to be so bruised. Punching, things hitting me in the back of the head, yelling. Teenage drama is HURTY.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

When you've got a gazillion secrets you'd rather not tell your girlfriend about, don't go and play I Never with her in the room.

Also, I don' tknow if I'm glad that Chad's boobs distracted everyone, or annoyed.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

....yup.

My hair hurts.

[cowboy-sailor.livejournal.com]

My mun decided to earn some extra cash by shoveling snow and wound up doing so for 16 hours. Does that count?

[withoutverona]

IT WAS.

Or, y'know, it would have been if we hadn't been DRUNK OUT OF OUR HEADS. And VERY STUPID.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

And there was the whole thing about the transvestite on Grand Turk, too.

I will have some questions I'm not even sure I wanna know the answers to next time we can talk in private and without Chad flashing everybody.