http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-01 08:29 pm

I know who killed Kitty Pryde

You see, I was on patrol in Town, and I saw Kitty and Lockheed drinking something that smelled terrible from a block away. I was concerned, so I went to check it out. They were both really drunk, and Kitty dropped her bottle. Surprised at this casual disrespect for the law, I gasped, "Egads! Kitty littered?"

She started laughing. And she. JUST. WOULDN'T. STOP! Until she died! I don't even know what was so funny!

I'M A MONSTER! *sob*

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