My sister is fantastic, even if she could beat me up when we were little (and okay, right up until the time I left home). My parents are fine. (My player wants me to note that she doesn't really know enough about them to tell otherwise, and has no idea why fanon likes to turn my dad into an abusive jerk.)

Really, my family life's just great. I didn't leave home because of them; I left because Xena's hot, have you SEEN her? Poteidaia's too sleepy a town for the kind of life I want to live. I love my family. Even if they did betroth me to a boring farmer twice my age without asking.

I'm fine with that, really. He suddenly got a lot younger and cuter when we ran into him in Troy a while ago.