What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Saw palmetto and lemongrass. What soap scent do you use? Drywood and greens. What toothpaste flavor do you use? Don't be ridiculous. The taste doesn't count. ...Extra mint. What's your shoe size? The part of my boot my foot fits into. Which is all of it, in case you're wondering. Favorite food? Pears, porterhouse steak, several kinds of stuffed birds, rack of lamb... Favorite beverage? A good ale will do. Favorite smell? Hard work, sweat, and maybe a few tears.
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin? Ahaha. No. If no, when'd you lose it? Age 15. Ish. What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?On my back and on the bottomOn top, of course, I mean, what else do you need? No comment. Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Very recently, some idiot with jug ears, yes, disturbingly enough. Worst sexual experience? No comment. Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?FingersGiving h-- No comment. How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?No.Comment.
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner?Standing up to me without malice Honour, virtue, courage, that kind of thing. Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Jug-ears with the face. Shut up. No comment. How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? ... in the past, or recently? You a cuddler?No comment.Absolutely not. NO COMMENT. What's a perfect date for you? A good hunt, good food, verbal sparring no comment. You a fan of committment? Um. I seem to be now. No comment. Endearments: Y/N? Not in the regular sense of the word, you girly bloody twat.
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What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? Saw palmetto and lemongrass.
What soap scent do you use? Drywood and greens.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? Don't be ridiculous. The taste doesn't count. ...Extra mint.
What's your shoe size? The part of my boot my foot fits into. Which is all of it, in case you're wondering.
Favorite food? Pears, porterhouse steak, several kinds of stuffed birds, rack of lamb...
Favorite beverage? A good ale will do.
Favorite smell? Hard work, sweat, and maybe a few tears.
SEXUAL:
Are you a virgin? Ahaha. No.
If no, when'd you lose it? Age 15. Ish.
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
On my back and on the bottomOn top, of course, I mean, what else do you need?No comment.Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? Very recently, some idiot with jug ears, yes, disturbingly enough.
Worst sexual experience? No comment.
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
FingersGiving h--No comment.How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? No. Comment.
INTIMACY:
What attracts you first about a partner?
Standing up to me without maliceHonour, virtue, courage, that kind of thing.Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? Jug-ears with the face. Shut up. No comment.
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? ... in the past, or recently?
You a cuddler?
No comment.Absolutely not.NO COMMENT.What's a perfect date for you? A good hunt, good food,
verbal sparringno comment.You a fan of committment? Um.
I seem to be now.No comment.Endearments: Y/N? Not in the regular sense of the word, you girly bloody twat.