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*deep breath*

What do you do if you have a crush on ~~Lee Adama~~ someone who is not your girlfriend?

John, my dear, it's simple:

Deny, deny, deny.

~~And make sure you get lots of manly hugs from Lee, because zomg the arms~~.

Die of angst?

~~Subtext the hell out of them.~~

Tell your girlfriend? Oh, wait. Never mind.

If I keep denying it, won't it consume me?

~~Oh, that's easy. We were having a manly water fight today. With lots of subtle touching.~~

With your girlfriend? Write a will in case she finds out.

Hey, just because you knocked one outta the park last night...

*mad laughing* I've been waiting to say that all day!

Can one actually die of angst?

It might. That's always possible. But if you deny it, you can at least stave off the consumption for awhile!

~~You lucky bastard!~~

*juts out lower lip and gives sad puppy-eyes*

Why are you so mean to me?

~~Done and done. Easiest thing evah!~~

Oh, there is no way I'm telling Aeryn. I already told one person her speshul nickname for me...

*nods*

And the Tick is wise and knowing. Probably be a good idea. If she finds out and kills me, can I leave you all my spoons?

Hey, that was a compliment.

~~Besides, I know about your secret crush on Lee Adama too...~~

~~I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about~~

~~...but who doesn't, seriously?~~

~~well, you could always marry him in Vermont. That wouldn't count in outer space, would it?~~

Which is? Dare I ask? C'mon, share!

True. Lee, I mean my crush has a special someone right now anyway. I guess our forbidden love must be denied for a while.

~~He made me toast and tea!~~

~~Agreed. Is it the arms? The eyes? The hair straight from a bottle?~~

~~Vermont? We could get married in front of a cabin with snow falling gently around us! As for outer space, do they even have marriage laws out there?~~

Oooh, you're gonna have to do some bribing before I tell someone else.

~~OMG, it's like a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie! And why would they need marriage laws in outer space? It's all sexin' and tension. You crush will feel cherished to be married by our customs!~~

I can do the Parkie OOC dance here? Since we're in therapy?

You could always kidnap ~~him~~ them and drug ~~him~~ them. The psychotic approach could work for some.

~~Didn't you tell me his toast is made of PEEEEEPLE? Or was that someone else?~~

~~D: All of the Above. But teh Angst is a bit of a turn-off.~~

~~I want to make it perfect for my crush. I want a full orchestra in parka's in the snow and I will sprinkle rose petals across the snow to lead my crush to me...~~

Ha. That might do it.

Have your girlfriend sekritly arrange to have your crush disappear so far underground he gets detention and kicked out of class long enough that she gets all the attention.

*blinks*

What?

OMG FAG!

~~His emo isn't attractive? Yeah, kind of, but the ARMS! I just forget everything when I see THE ARMS.~~

OMG UR MEEN!

*SAD CRIEZ*

~~At sunrise, as the light reaches across the landscape and the pretty trees... with bells and a sleigh pulled by reindeer...~~

gotcha!

*spazzes!! * *dance!* *Dance like a white girl!* *on a sugar rush!*

*Twirl!!!*

*jump up in the air!!!!*

SPAZZ!!!

*glee!!!*

"Tell me whyyyyy...."

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