If Little Wooden Boy could talk, he would tell Cally that it's all just part of the Universe balancing itself. Cally and Anders bring so much cuteness into the world with their relationship that the Universe has to smack them around a little in a relatively gentle way (it would be harsher, but again, so much cuteness, who would want to hurt that?). After all, they only get mocking, not angst.

And then he would note that he doesn't see any pigtails, missy.