THE RETURN OF THE SEXYTIMES THERAPY POST

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

The last time we did this, it was 2010! 2010! That's been a long time and I'm sure a lot has happened since then. So hey, since I was looking through this comm for something else, I figured why not toss up a post for your amusement! Here we go!

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Is there someone you wanna have it with? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Not with anyone here, which is kind of dissapointing.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

I thought you and Cade were... *gestures with fingers and hands*

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Oh I wish

That would be...something, alright.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

You guys could get drunk together again. That was pretty funny.

Or hey! That Atton guy looks like he doesn't have too many issues. ahahahahahh

So, got an ex you can call up for fun'n'games?

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

I guess we could. I wonder if he likes someone...

That Atton guy is an ass when you try to get things going.

Nope, never ever dated.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

So enabling you guys if you show up at Caritas again.

Aww, jeez. Okay, strike off Atton.

'Scool. Knew a girl here who was raised in a tower by her mom. At least you can talk to a guy without hiding behind your hair.

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

Wait, you can DO that?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Aw, sweetie. I'mma getting you a hat with a veil. You'll look mysterious. And no chance of eye-contact.

Or SHADES. YES. LOOK COOL. STAY COOL.

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

It's a lot easier when you can actually see how they are acting.

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

BUT THEN THEY COULD SEE ME, TOO!

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Which is awesome when it comes to having a conversation.

It's not like someone is going to jump you; almost all the guys here are fairly decent. And if someone does, I'll break their legs.

[3girls-1core.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I'm not worried about anything like that!

...But you would? That's so nice!

Well, for me. Probably not for whoever had broken legs.

But, yeah, conversations sometimes make me nervous, too. Cause I babble. And look dumb. Like right now, I mean.

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

You take your time, then. And yours is a lovely babble, so I don't think anyone would mind.

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

I actually think Cade would be so down for it without much enabling, but I don't know...I don't have too many friends.

Atton is not so bad once you get over his act.

Never dated doesn't mean never had fun though.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

I hear ya. That line, that whole we're-cool-why-push-it line, that's rough.

So yeah, Maybe Atton again? Of course, the Island might decide for you at some point. I've had that work out okay.

Aha! Wooo! *cheers for you*

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That and the fact I do kind of know who I would like to get a shot at.

Last time it was all tease and no action. This place hates me.

Well, it's what we big girls do, right?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo!

Oh jeez, man, so sorry. I'd say it's inevitable, but then sometimes there's hatesex, so...

Exactly!

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

It's never going to happen.

As I said, this place is all tease.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww!

*gives you coupon for 'Dite's*

Dude. Never say never. *nodnodnod*

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

I'm faily possitive I want exactly what I can't have. Still, I'll manage. Lots of fishes in the sea and all that.

[notconflicted]

You might want to stop suggesting that as I have zero attachment to the blonde and could end her.

Ahem.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee.

Think she's interested in someone else, anyway.

But you could stamp your name on Atton's butt! If you wanted to be sure!

[reven8e.livejournal.com]

Sia please