THE RETURN OF THE SEXYTIMES THERAPY POST

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

The last time we did this, it was 2010! 2010! That's been a long time and I'm sure a lot has happened since then. So hey, since I was looking through this comm for something else, I figured why not toss up a post for your amusement! Here we go!

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Is there someone you wanna have it with? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Speak up and speak honestly!

Comments

[glacial_queen]

There's always Julian...

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Not unless there's massive, massive amounts of alcohol. And especially not then.

Although I may change my mind if he changes his, because really? He's verrry cute. But such a....

[glacial_queen]

Plus, with a stick that size up his butt, you might be in for something kinky.

Besides, we all know who you really wanna bang like a drum. Sorry he's not invited to the party. Politics and all that.

...Morton might not blush himself into a coma--BUT, UGH, NEVER MIND. I WILL.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have this vision of Julian-- yeah, there's nothing I can say here after that that isn't innuendo. AHEM.

Ahahahahhahahahahahh I adore Morton but seriously? I think Cassidy kinda has that locked up. Hee. Although it would be worth it to mess with you for a while...

Plus, you know. Not just politics. I mean. He's really, really not interested. Not in me, not in anybody, I think. So. Unrequited means never having to claim you've never been rejected?