Sex Pollen: Almost Midweek Review!

[pursuedthestars]

So.

How's your sex pollen week going so far? Enjoying yourself? Hating yourself? Wanting someone that you haven't managed to have yet? Tell us your stories!

Comments

[robinonadderall]

Well I'm getting a lot of free fast food thanks to Derek and his "instincts" which is nice. No sex though. Lots of masturbating.

[pursuedthestars]

Any sex on the horizon or just you and your hand for the foreseeable future?

[robinonadderall]

I'm pretty much convinced I'm going to die a virgin at this point. Either I lust after completely unattainable people or the person interested in me dies horribly.

[pursuedthestars]

Sounds traumatic. I'd suggest a prostitute but that might end badly for you too. Like with herpes or something.

[dr-manly-voice.livejournal.com]

I miss my ex.

I hate missing my ex.

[pursuedthestars]

There's plenty of eligible bachelorettes and bachelors, though? One night stands are not as bad as people make them out to be!

[dr-manly-voice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have to imagine I can scrounge up a bedmate sooner or later. Don't get me wrong, my ex is a douche, but he had, you know. Certain talents.

[pursuedthestars]

I'd say I could make some recommendations but mine are mostly in the student department and me telling you that would probably be a little weird.

[dr-manly-voice.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the sentiment, as well as the restraint. I'm pretty sure 25 is my floor. I could dip lower in the right circumstances, but I'm not dipping that far.

Does this island do this kind of thing a lot?

[pursuedthestars]

Second time it's happened while I've been around. I'd love to know the reason the island wants people to screw like bunnies but I ain't asking it.

[whenshewasnice]

... I am still a little amazed I didn't manage to avoid this, seeing as I don't even live on the dumb island anymore.

Not that my experiences were unpleasant. But just as a general note.

[pursuedthestars]

All I can do here is smirk. That's really all this reply needs.

[whenshewasnice]

Like the smug jerk you are.

[pursuedthestars]

Please, you got me to you in the guise of taking care of your cat. It was a total booty call.

[whenshewasnice]

... Shut up.

[pursuedthestars]

Of course, dear.

[voiceoverdue]

I really miss ♥Carlos♥.

[pursuedthestars]

Aww, that's really sweet. Is he gonna make an appearance for Parents Weekend?

[voiceoverdue]

I hope so! And maybe I'll finally get him to stop being stubborn about the fact I'm so young now!

[sharp_as_knives]

I got to drug had to offer a mild sedative tea to my students today.

It's a good thing I have excellent self control.

[pursuedthestars]

Well, hopefully that helped them out at least a little. It sucks to feel all keyed up with but not have the ability to do anything about it!

[sharp_as_knives]

That it does. I imagine I'll be working overtime at a few hobbies back home until whenever this is through.

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

I hate everything.