WOE.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

So my girlfriend has maxed out my credit card. I didn't even think I HAD a credit card. (What would the name be on it, anyway? DOCTOR, THE: member since...ever?) Time Lords should be beyond your monetary system--at least, I never had a problem with this before.

Then again, I didn't have a girlfriend before, either. Or a boyfriend. Or a pony. And I still don't have the pony.


Oh, and I want to make toast, but the mun says no, because she's playing Kingdom of Loathing at work. How that prevents my making toast, I do not know. [sulks]

Comments

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

The same way it prevents me from making toast...damn monitored work servers.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Her work servers aren't monitored, but there are people walking about.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

That does tend to dampen the mood for toast.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*brings you a plate of toast and smiles encouragingly* Women will be the death of us, yes. But at least there is toast.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Mr Adama, you are a godsend. [munches on toast] And not just women, either!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*pours him some tea as well* Ah, there is truth in that as well.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[sips his tea] How is Mr Crichton, who totally wants me too, zomg that going for you?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Well pretty miserably as my sekrit love for John a certain person must never be spoken aloud.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Have some tea yourself, sit. [adds lemon and two sugar to his] Is that game canon now? I'm afraid I've lost track.

By the way, you're so fortunate to have a distinguished chin. Mine's not and it makes my neck look too long. Like a bloody giraffe.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Would it help you to know that I didn't actually max it out on infomercial crap? [Waits patiently for the delivery from sexybedroomstuff.com]

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Maybe. But did you really have to use MY card? I'm sure Adam's had the time to establish better credit than I.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

*Whistles innocently and looks skyward*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[makes a mental note to swipe Methos' wallet the next time he comes by]

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

I absolutely didn't max his out first. I swear.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Right. You're the one with the money, love!

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Do you want to be kept too? I can do that. Pay your bills, keep you in new Chuck Taylors...you'll have to work fo it though.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You're paying the credit card bill anyway, and you hate my shoes. Do you know how bloody hard I'd have to work for that?

...of course you do.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

*doesn't know what a credit card is, but apparently should be grateful for not having one*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

VERY. She'd use yours, too.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

*omgdirty?*

*runs!*

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

OMG How can you even think things like that about your adopted brother!

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Ummm... since mom and dad are already sleeping with him anyway?

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

*thinks about this*

*thinks some more*

*realizes this is definitely not something he wants to think about*

*wonders if he ought to go in for therapy himself*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

You know you want me.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*goes off to make appointment for therapy*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

*wins!*

*goes off to make appointment for therapy as well*

*making sure that hers is right before his*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*offers half-pony, half-monkey monster*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Uh. No thanks.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Damnit! I went and ruined a pony just for nothing, then?? *sads*

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but look at those legs.

Did the credit card expire on 10/10?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I've got nice ones too.

Hee.