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To anyone who mocked me or just had to rub it in;

HA!

*goes snuggle his girlfriend*

*canon dictates that boyfriend is well endowed, too*

*thinks we need our secondary characters to meet and be BFF, yo*

*points out that hookers are only ones at Fandom not getting any*

*hums innocently, knowing that Becky's getting some soon*

*points out that his call sign is Shaft for a reason*

*thinks that would be cool*

*will still have more and better sex*

*thinks it would indeed*

*thinks you're totally lying and will have much more horizontal fun and has the best teacher in the universe*

*ponders how to get them in the same room*

*has an even better teacher, and does not only have horizontal fun*

*remembers Becky lost her gun and will need to replace it*

*loves showers and has been called legendary in bed*

*thinks that works perfectly*

*is so good that own boyfriend doesn't know she was a virgin before they met*

*yay*

*thinks that might just be the boyfriend*

*thinks you're wrong and that it's her own sexual prowess, yo*

*will just let you believe that*

*will throw a tantrum if you don't believe*

*thinks there's only one way to be completely convinced and is kinda too happy with his sexlife to mess it up*

*agrees, as is very happy with her own sex life, and also? Ew*

*looks wounded as he doesn't think he's that bad a catch, but is happy to just agree that we're both happy*

*did not mean to offend, simply clarify that her heart belongs to Logan ~~and Bridge~~*

*can understand that as he totally belongs to Vala*

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