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Draco? Not that I notice men's fashions at all or fancy men at all, but you should always wear a black suit. ALWAYS. Except when I take it off of you.

Narcissa? Why were you missing at the World Cup? Did you break a nail or something?

Harry? OH BE STILL MY HEART. Someone cuddle this man? SOMEONE? Before he gets capslocky?!

Lily? OMG, why must you let James take the lead in advising your son and keep quiet? BE AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR GHOSTLYNESS, woman! The boy's never heard his mummy before! *twaps*

Anakin? Damn, did you make a lot of money on royalties for the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOPUSOOOOOOOOOO!'s in this film.

Ten? That tongue of yours. I think I got a little excited. Just a little....OKAY, A LOT!!1!