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Help! I think I'm turning into a mad scientist!

First I took samples off the zombies for analysis.

Then I got a small sample of Immortal blood.

And then I got my hands on an entire Immortal corpse! OMG, I was in biochemistry heaven!

Zero and I got to dissect gremlin corpses too.

Now I'm hearing about these things called "translator microbes." That sounds interesting. Really, really interesting.

Do you think Professor Drusilla could be persuaded to part with a sample of her blood? What about one of the other local vampires?

And is this sort of experimentation wrong? Do I even care?

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Keep away from my babel fish! He's called Bob or at least he might be I've not quite decided yet

I hadn't known about your babelfish. But now! *steals babelfish, OMG, and serves him to someone as sushi*

ZOMG mean! BOOOOOOOBBBBBBB!

*laughing evilly*

*replaces it in the bowl with an ordinary goldfish and hopes no one can tell the difference*

*looks at the fish and raises an eyebrow* You know that looks nothing like Bob right? Get me another Babelfish damn it! I will call him...Bob 2

I can try taking a sample from Drusilla during my next mindfrell?

Your next mindfrell? What makes you think there will be another one? Arrogant little boy.

Because I have a knack of getting myself into trouble and seeing as I'm your TA it's kina like walking around with a timebomb?

~~And I'm sure you'll find out over last class' topic.~~

Time bombs are lovely. They make all kinds of pretty noises when they're done. Would you like me to show you a time bomb?

~~I'm finishing up the posting for this week's class right now.~~

Uh. I think I'm good, but thanks. I appreciate the thought.

~~Cool. Were the grades I did alright then?~~

I'll teach you how to have fun yet.

~~Pretty good, except for Broots' essay. I changed his grade. But I'm not a very happy person today.~~

Oh, I think Vala's got that part covered. But really, I do appreciate it that you're so concerned about my state of funness.

Okies. *snuggles carefully and wary of tentacles*

Of course you don't care. This is Science! I look forward to your promising career as a Mad Scientist.

There will be all kinds of serums and other things forthcoming now. Bwhahah!

It's all because of your Rocky Mountain High Colorado mutant inbreeding.

For crying out loud, Marty! Not inbred!

What would it take to convince you?

The truth damn you! The truth!

[OOC: If this constant pursuit of inbreeding gets old, let me know.]

You don't want the truth--it's not nearly as entertaining. There aren't country songs written about people who are cousins and good friends.

And, er, from northern Canada.

[OOC: I'm okay with it, but I won't speak for everyone else. It gives Sam something non-angsty (and funny) to deal with, which is a nice change.]

You're so obsessive. Have you seen someone about that? They have some very good medications for it.

(OOC: I will, but it's funny.)

Wait, this is new? I'm confused.

Well, no one here knows about my old hobbies of Goa'uld dissection.

Isis was a queen. I got to study their reproductive structure! It was awfully complicated biologically. Did you know they actually evolved a specific--

You know, if I start talking about this, you're going to start talking about wormhole physics, aren't you?

Well, geez, Janet, they do now! *head thwap*

*rolls eyes*

I'm going to make fun of you about this until I die. You know that, right?

And yes. But wormhole physics are cool. And not at all squishy and gooey.

Oh, damn. But I have it on good authority that no one remembers anything outside of the therapist's office! Or wherever this is. Which is good, because if you knew about the Immortal stuff, I might be in trouble. And if Jack knew, I'd never hear the end of it.

You're going to make fun of me about this after you die. My God. There's a revolving door there just for the Colorado group!

Wormhole physics might be a little interesting. Stupid independent study. I'd have been perfectly happy not knowing anything about them, you know. But there's nothing wrong with biology! Squishy and gooey just mean you're having more fun.

~~John watches as Janet morphs into his archnemesis.~~

[OOC: ZOMG STILL LAUGHING.]

OOC: I'm going to have to do that every once in a while when CJ comes into the library now. Just to mess with her mind!

*mindfrells you*

*pokes you to answer Sam's question about Thanksgiving so we can get something figured out IC*

Whoops! Sorry, went to lunch. Answered now!

How dare you eat? (Mmm, lunch. I need to hit the grocery store and buy apples or something. I'm having a serious craving for apples.)

[totally forgets to mention that he's an alien]

Ah, but you told my BFF! So eventually I may find out.

Besides, I don't dissect sentient beings ~~while they're still alive, anyway~~.

No, but don't tell me you wouldn't lie, cheat and steal for some of my blood. Which, incidentally, Wilson has...

~~Has a dirty mind and deletes everything that just thought.~~

Oooh, really?

I wouldn't lie or cheat. I might steal, though.

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