Ask Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants has seen that a fellow inanimate object has been giving advice, and has decided to do the same. Sure, he's a kleptomaniac robo-bunny built by a homicidally depressed Danish prince and a giant robot pilot with a split personality, but that's no reason why he can't help people out.

Also, giving him things may result in better answers. Especially if it's pie.

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[gives apple pie] Dear Mr Fluffypants...why can't I seem to get laid without having my ego boosted first?

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants is lacking in the parts necessary for sex, so he is unable to comment on that. But he is all for ego boosts. Ego boosts make people happy, everyone wants to be happy. Hooray for being happy!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Yes. But MY being happy doesn't seem to indicate the happiness of others.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*offers orgasmic chocolate pie*

Dear Mr Fluffypants,

I have a second chance at life. What should I do with it this time around?

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants scans his database and notes that both of his creators list "revenge killing" as being important in life. He advises Kawalsky to find the person who killed him the first time around and stab them. Or stomp them repeatedly with a giant robot. Both appear to be acceptable choices.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

But.. but.. it's already dead.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*gives custom made balloon animals*

Dear Mr Fluffypants,

My girlfriend is tougher then me. How can I be the masculine on in the relationship?

[evilpinkthing.livejournal.com]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants was created by two shining examples of masculinity, D-prime and H-prime, who have shared with him all they know. Apparently, developing a crush on your male best friend is acceptable, and should be bitterly denied and defended when confronted. A true measure of being a man.

Also revenge killing and giant robots. Those seem to be popping up everywhere on Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypant's database.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could, he would totally call Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants on totally ripping off his idea and - worse yet - charging for better answers. He can't, because he is just a few pieces of wood crudely linked together.

But if he could? He would want to take it outside.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

*Buffy gives a chocolate cream pie and a cherry pie*

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants? I am lonely. I've drifted away from my best friend from before and have no idea how to fix it. The one guy who wasn't afraid I could kick his ass and could keep up with me in a fight was called away. I want companionship. What should I do?

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*puts a large apple ice with ice cream down for Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypant*

Mr Fluffypants, people keep getting beaten up and threatened because of me, but my real question is- why are men should jackasses and what's the deal with all this male pride? It's like oh you spoke to my girlfriend now I must hit you I mean really now wtf!