Help!

[demonbelthazor]

Okay, so my mun shaved 100 years off my age to put me at Fandom High. But sometimes I swear she wants to shave 100 points off my IQ, too. I mean, in canon I'm pretty smart -- I have a law degree and everything! I came up with cunning plans to destroy the Charmed Ones! I outwitted the Source of All Evil! (We'll just ignore that whole becoming the Source of All Evil bit, but you gotta admit that's kinda cool.) But my mun keeps making me do things like go up against a 6000 year old demon who can wipe the floor with me. Okay, so I had pretty good reasons, protecting my soulmate and trying to save my BFF/fuckbuddy (who I should now point out has a soul and won't want to be BFF with me anymore and now I am devastated). But I was way out of my league and now I'm all busted up again.

And then there's the fact that I've been told to kill my soulmate and her sisters by my bosses.

And my BFF's last wish was for me to kill any witch who wasn't my girlfriend (though I figured out a way around that one -- any witch I don't want to kill will have to be my girlfriend (sorry, Tara, guess you're out of luck with the whole gay thing)).

*flails*

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*pats the emo demon*

You get what you deserve, love ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

*cries at loss of your BFF* (Because, OMG, Angel is annoying)

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Then when we ask them why they're doing this sort of stuff to us -mine had me blithly sign a contract with said 6000 year old demon...my IQ points must be languishing somewhere with yours- they say it's just because they loooovvveee us.

Muns...defective, the lot of them.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Your BFF is sleeping in my room!

*runs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Mongo only pawn in game of Fandom High Life.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Well. I can help you out on one count.

Won't have to worry about Angelus killing you.

[can_be_more]

Wow. I think you get the emo crown for the week.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You think you have it bad? I'm going to be listening to Barry Fucking Manilow over here!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*chortling* Yay, Aeryn!