Help!

[demonbelthazor]

Okay, so my mun shaved 100 years off my age to put me at Fandom High. But sometimes I swear she wants to shave 100 points off my IQ, too. I mean, in canon I'm pretty smart -- I have a law degree and everything! I came up with cunning plans to destroy the Charmed Ones! I outwitted the Source of All Evil! (We'll just ignore that whole becoming the Source of All Evil bit, but you gotta admit that's kinda cool.) But my mun keeps making me do things like go up against a 6000 year old demon who can wipe the floor with me. Okay, so I had pretty good reasons, protecting my soulmate and trying to save my BFF/fuckbuddy (who I should now point out has a soul and won't want to be BFF with me anymore and now I am devastated). But I was way out of my league and now I'm all busted up again.

And then there's the fact that I've been told to kill my soulmate and her sisters by my bosses.

And my BFF's last wish was for me to kill any witch who wasn't my girlfriend (though I figured out a way around that one -- any witch I don't want to kill will have to be my girlfriend (sorry, Tara, guess you're out of luck with the whole gay thing)).

*flails*

Comments

[mycanonhatesme]

Thousands of years of horrible memories, and you're worried about a little Barry Manilow? Someone needs his souled-priorities straightened out.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hey, Angel gets the soul and all the pain that goes with it. I get to be shoved into the back of his head and forced to put up with all the embarassing things he does with our body.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

"My home lies deep within you
And I've got my own place in your soul
Now when I look out through your eyes
I'm young again, even tho' I'm very old..."

[demonbelthazor]

BTW, if you want to reduce Lindsey to a whimpering mess? Sing "Mandy" to him. Trust me. But you didn't hear that from me.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

OMG, you are so evil.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*giggles insanely*

DUDE - you're mean.

[absolutesnark]

*cackles*

I'd pay to see this happen.

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*
*hates you!*

[demonbelthazor]

Oh Mandy....you came and you gave me a turkey....

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

*glares*
*goes off to mope*

[mycanonhatesme]

My mun says Angel's done some very good and sexy things with the body though too. Maybe you should try to look forward to that?