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OMG BITEY!

*flails*

And to think I came [] close to volunteering...

Funny how on you almost volunteering looks a lot like begging.

Funny how when Angelus was threatening to kill your girlfriend you still almost said yes.

You'll never be upper management evil if you don't learn to recognize a feint when you see one.

Was that feint or faint? With you, it's hard to tell.

~~I don't want to be evil. My player just thinks it's omgfun to make me hate myself.~~

Hey, I stayed conscious until I got to the clinic. Mostly.

See, and my player warned me. "Don't hang around the evil vampire," she said. "It'll all end in blood and tears," she said. But did I listen? Oh, no.

She also said, "As long as you're going there, could you make out with the evil vampire?" I didn't listen to that either. Fortunately.

~~Thank God. Though Becky would like to point out that you did kiss him.~~

~~Forehead! Doesn't count!~~

~~You seemed to think it counted when Becky called you on it.~~

~~Some people believe everything they read~~

~~I... er... look! a pterodactyl!~~

~~Chicken. Dude. It's a chicken.~~

Nice job. Impressive really.

I told my player: VAMPIRE. BAD. She said, "Noooo. Vampire. Sexy." I said, "Stakes. Leather. Blonde." She said, "Exactly." And nodded evilly.

Lucky you didn't listen to the making out thing. It'd be a lot worse now.

Trust me.

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