http://drgrissom.livejournal.com/ (
drgrissom.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomtherapy2005-11-20 06:00 pm
Grrrr!
I hate my mun. I HATE HER.
She finally lets me grow a pair and ask out the woman I want to nail so much sometimes it makes me delusional (no, really).
Woman in question came over for said date. I looked good. I had cooked a pleasant meal. I managed not to say anything outlandishly stupid or off-putting.
AND SHE STILL DIDN'T EVEN LET ME GET BEYOND FIRST BASE!
It's all emotional healing and crap like that. Yeah, making out is great, when you are in the seventh grade.
So many opportunities, and she just let them all pass by like leaves on the god damn wind. If I was a student, she probably would have made me a virgin.
What is her problem? MUN HATE!
Not even in the subtext! She is such a biiiiitch!
She finally lets me grow a pair and ask out the woman I want to nail so much sometimes it makes me delusional (no, really).
Woman in question came over for said date. I looked good. I had cooked a pleasant meal. I managed not to say anything outlandishly stupid or off-putting.
AND SHE STILL DIDN'T EVEN LET ME GET BEYOND FIRST BASE!
It's all emotional healing and crap like that. Yeah, making out is great, when you are in the seventh grade.
So many opportunities, and she just let them all pass by like leaves on the god damn wind. If I was a student, she probably would have made me a virgin.
What is her problem? MUN HATE!

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