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C'mon, who wants to date me?

No pushing, no pushing, enough Johnina for everyone.

~~I'll even wear the Pink Ranger getup...~~

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I would but you know I don't want to keep you off the market like that you know. But damn baby you know your hot *giggles like mad*

Eh, you're too short and stocky anyway. I prefer long...and lean and smoooth.

*cracks up laughing* yeah I can't blame you there, I like my girls a little softer around the jaw line you know, smaller hands and such.

I'm not fond of smoking either. Black lung disease is a horrible, horrible thing.

I don't want anyone coughing up a lung when we're together in a "snuggly" position.

Flicks away the unlit cig. "Yeah that would suck."

((OOC: was the only bad girl icon I could find, I yanked it for the tattoo *grins* will have to morph out the cig))

Sorry, doll, I'm taken.

Get past my Persian attack kitten and we'll talk.

No sharing?

Been there, done the time-share. It can work, but only if all three know what they're doing.

He's got an exclusive, until he says otherwise.

Uh, hey there.

I'm Cal. Nice to meet ya.

*bats eyelashes*

I like your facial hair, Cal. It's all rough and coarse and prickly...

Uh, thanks.

*squares shoulders*

I like your hair, it sets off the shape of your face well.

Thanks honey pie.

And you're so compactly built. Mmm mmm mmm. I like someone who's quick and agile...

Quick and agile, that's me to a tee. Although I can be slow when I need to be.

*winks and grins*

Personally, I've always had a thing for well-built girls with muscles.

And no spaghetti like hair. Always a plus for me. Such pretty, ~~partially balding~~ hair.

You don't have any scary guardians, do you?

A guy should alway take care of his hair. ~~It's just the way I part it.~~ Lee Adama is my hero that way.

Nope, the Cal's as free as a bird. My distant cousin though, poor girl...

Lee's hair is an inspiration to us all.

I just have one more question before I decide if you're the one for me...

...

If you could be any type of shoe, what type of shoe would you be?

I think that I'd be a pair of Doc Martens.

Classic cool.

Mmmmm.

That's what I hoped you'd say. You don't have any ~~girl's clothing~~ skeletons in your closet, do you?

No, no ~~robes and togas are perfectly masculine items of clothing where I'm from~~ skeletons.

Well, except for my crazy distant cousin who looks remarkably like me, only blonder.

Well then, let's have our first date soon.

I'm smitten with you Cal the Bloke and I want to run my hands through that ~~badly parted~~ rough, thick hair of yours.

I dunno. Might be really awkward if I dated my roommate's sister.

I'm sure an arrangement of some kind can be worked out...

I've always had a thing for the stoic, broody types. Makes them that much more pliable when I get my hands on them.

Hmm. And I do have a thing for freakishly strong women...

*flexes massive biceps*

*hides Adam's Apple*

~~Starts mentally reciting hockey scores~~

Hey, awkwardness makes for a smaller chance of perfect happiness...

True. But greater chance of my roommate spiking my blood with holy water.

MINE.

Oh sweetcheeks, why don't you show me your "resume'?"

I'll be showing you a lot more than my "resume", gorgeous.

Qualifications too, honey?

I'm sure his discussion of them will be lengthy.

*facepalm*

Oh darling, I have enough room for you too.

Shit.

*disappears to go and tie Vala down in the hopes that she won't run off with Aeryn*

*stops and considers things*

*wonders if Aeryn and Vala would want to run off and take him with them*

*dopesmacks him*

*is confused*

*likes it that way*

*totally doesn't stand a chance omg*

*zomg DUH!* ;-)

*is happily pwned*

I'm frightened and confused. But don't try anything while I'm distracted or Jake will kill you.

Oh honey, Jake will be just as immune to my, shall we say, significant charms as you are.

~~I love a fella with two hands.~~

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