Oh, gods...why me?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callynanaders are fun, she says.

You should hang out with them, she says.

Oh look, Callynanders are throwing a Triad Night. You should go, she says.

Have some ambrosia, it's relaxing, she says.

Strip Triad? It'll be fun, she says.

So now I'm drunk, I'm naked, gremlins have stolen my clothes and I've passed out on Crichton's couch.

If I can ever figure out how to get to her, she is so very, very, dead.

Comments

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*sads* Well, I'm just saying to be human and then turned into a giraffe would be unfortunate. Especially if you then ended up in someone else's room. It'd be equally as unfortunate if a giraffe suddenly turned human...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*comforts* There, there, Bridgey-Widgey. Don't be sad. I simply wanted to make sure that lil' Earl wouldn't have his feelings hurt.

Can you imagine the patheticness of a sad miniature giraffe?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

A sad miniature giraffe?

IT WOULD BE ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU DO REALIZE THIS.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

NO NO NO.

THIS WOULD BE ANGEL'S FAULT.

He's even better at All My Fault than I am!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, pass the buck, why don't you?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

No, seriously, he can out All My Fault me. He's had lots more practice. He's much older, after all.

Though he did say I'm a prodigy. There's hope!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You know, it's all my fault that you think everything's your fault.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

How?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Because I said so.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

No, no. It can only be All Your Fault if you come up with a reason, no matter how convoluted.

For instance, it is All My Fault that you feel guilty about your present situation, ie, attempted murder of myself and Logan, and sucessful one of Kitty. It's All My Fault because I should have been able to totally, omg, outsmart/throw waffles at your evil self and gotten away and saved Logan. And I should have warned Kitty.

Hence, I win at All My Fault, and you lose.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Why you want to play All My Fault when Not My Fault is much more fun, I'll never know.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Just think, emo!Rory, you went and threw waffles at the head of a potentially Very Valuable Mentor in the art of All My Fault.

That? Definitely your fault. *nods*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But...he bit me.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

See, there you go again, with the buck-passing.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I was trying to feed him with the waffles! YOU DON'T KNOW MY CUSTOMS!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . okay, point.

YOU THIRTEENTH COLONY PEOPLE! And your WEIRD CUSTOMS! And your HOLIDAYS!

You confuse me!

*goes off and cries*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flings waffles at you comfortingly*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

CONSOLATION EMO LOSER WAFFLES OF SYRUPY DOOM!

*glees a little* Well, if I must sit in the loser corner, at least I'm well fed.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flings extra syrup and powdered sugar*

*accidentally hits you in the face with a waffle*

Oops.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*sighs* You know, I've already got the label "saccharine" attached pretty strongly to me here. I appreciate the gesture and all? But kinda didn't really need the help.

*eats the waffle anyway, OMG*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*flings a waffle at Cally as well, so you can be the waffley twins*

(which is way less cool than being the bitey twins)

*hits her with waffle and gets syrup on her nose, omg*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*looks at syrup on nose, all cross-eyed*

Hey! You could at least offer some waffles to, like, eat or something!

Meanie!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMG THEY ARE FOR EATING. I AM THE WAFFLE NINJA, AND I DECREE IT SO.

NOW GO BE SYRUPY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.

*flings lots of syrup on Callynanders*

*The Waffle Ninja runs away*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

THE WAFFLE NINJA GOT HER WEAPONS ALL OVER MY ROOM WOE!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Coffee-powered sidekick. Power Ranger. Waffle Ninja.

Rory Gilmore one day may become the superhero with the most bizarre set of skillz ever. EVIL, BEWARE!