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Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

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[can_be_more]

Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

(no subject)

[can_be_more]

Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.