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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Dear fandomtherapy,

I seem to be acquiring many people that want to love me. Secret loves, illicit loves, love loves, and romantic loves. I take their love and keep it because love is good and right and it makes me strong. But, dearest fandomtherapy how do I divide my love up to love these wonderful people back?

I am only one one man. Do I write a list? Schedule "love" appointments? Clone myself? Choose just one person to shower with my love?

HELP ME!!!1212!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

One word.

Orgy.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG GENIUS.

You bring the oils, baby!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The flavoured ones?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

That'll make the licking easier...

[can_be_more]

You stole my idea.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The early bird catches the orgy worm.

Besides do you think Crichton would dare to have an orgy and not invite you?

[can_be_more]

How big is that bird's beak?

Not if he knows what's good for him.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Massive Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament. Whomever wins has fought for your love with the most basic of weapons and clearly deserves your love the most!

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And, once again, Tick is a genius. Rock-Paper-Scissors would also prove their mental skills as well as their hand eye coordination. It'll be a competition for my love and a recruitment at the same time.

Of course, Aeryn will most likely win by choosing "Death Glare" every round and will be angry with you - again - for holding such a tournament in the first place.

Aeryn is keeping secrets from me right now! I am becoming suspicious...

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Secrets? That's it. You should really just dump her and hook up with Janet. Just saying...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Bite your tounge! He should hook up with Lee! Out of subtext!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yes, secrets! She does not like to talk to me. I am not trustworthy! She shall be my secret, cuddle bunny and we can have illicit encounters in the library!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

but Aeryn has first dibs.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Lee, I never knew you could be so manly, and assertive.

And gods, after meeting your father, I totally understand why you're freaking emo all the time.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

When it comes to John, I am a viking.

*sad cries*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The viking look suits you.

*pats Lee's manly arms in sympathy* At least you didn't end up crying on his dress uniform.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Will you hear the horned helmet in bed?

*plotz revenge against your father for hurting you*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

How can I resist that?

*PICKS LEE TO LOVE OMG*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*LOVES JOHN WITH ALL HIS HEART AND MIND AND SOUL...IGNORE THE TIME WHEN I SAID I LOVED KARA MORE ESP AS SHE'LL LEAVE ME FOR ANDERS, THAT SEXPOT!!! I LOVE JOHN FOR HE IS HONEST AND TRUEEEEEE*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Make a priority list.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You're so practical, Cam.

I am so telling Aeryn about your crush...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That was ages ago!

*makes own list*

1. Vala
2. Archie
2. Vala
3. Liz
3. Vala
4. Aeryn
4. Vala
5. Vala
5. Vala

I thought there were more...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

omg. I am having the Same Problem. Sorta.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

SOLIDARITY!

WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AGAINST THOSE WHO MUST LOVE US.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

WHY MUST THEY BE SO PREVALENT?! WHY?!

In game, I do not understand that I have sex appeal at all, and that makes me CONFUSED.