Player hate!

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

I'm a gorgon! I'm not supposed to be cute! First, she makes with the cute, then she makes me cheat during the tickle fight, and as if that isn't enough, she decides to make me fight dirty.

Then, when Jonathan proves he's way too nice for his own good, I have to practically strangle my player to keep her from having me lean over and tongue-kiss Jonathan and say 'Mama always told me to share..'.. REALLY! AS IF! I have standards, darnit!

Woe! Player hate!

Anyone have a smint?

Comments

[crazyvampchick]

It's your fault I've been fired.

*nods very seriously*

Miss Edith is very cross with you, and she shan't bring you tea.

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

Which is probably good, since reliable sources have informed me that tea laced with strychnine isn't good for humans. I, on the other hand, would love a cup of tea with Miss Edith.

[crazyvampchick]

Such a pretty flower. With a pretty flower shop. My garden is looking bare and lonely. Perhaps I shall stop by.

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

You would be welcome to, my dear. ::smiles::

[crazyvampchick]

Does your pretty flower shop open after the sun sets? The sun and I don't get along very well, you see. He's mad at me, because the stars hide from him, but they come out to play with me.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But I was almost your little sister!

I'll let you braid my hair.

[crazyvampchick]

And if you were my little sister now, our nights would be even happier.

Can I tie pretty ribbons and bows in it? If so, then Miss Edith would bring over tea and biscuits.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

If I were your little sister now, I'd get to play with you and Daddy and Logan and that nice blond man who I haven't met yet.

And of course you can! I love bows. Especially pink ones.

[crazyvampchick]

*claps hands and jumps up and down delightedly* We could play and play and everyone would have the most wonderful time! That nice blond man would like you very much. He would be your darling nephew. Do you want to meet him?

I have pink bows to tie in your hair, and pretty dresses you could try on. You don't even have to be my little sister yet for me to play with you. I'd even play ever so nicely for now.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

How can the nice blond man be my nephew! He's older than me, isn't he?

And could we have a tea party? Do you like puppies?

[crazyvampchick]

He's quite a bit older than you, but he'd still be your nephew. He's mine, you see, and so very, very sweet. He might even bring you posies.

I would love nothing more than to have a tea party with you, dearest Rory. And I adore puppies. Do you have a puppy to bring along to tea?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see! Since you and I would both be turned by Daddy, then the nice blond man would be my nephew! Will he want to play with us as well?

And yes, I have a puppy! His name is Vladdie. He would like you very much, I think.

[crazyvampchick]

And if you were my little sister, you could even call him William. He would like you so very much, and the games he thinks of are such fun.

What a lovely name for a puppy! Does it tickle if he licks your nose?

*starts to set out teacups and saucers for four*