Dear FandomTherapy:

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

There seem to be three people in my head and all of them are having or are about to have kinky sex but one. How can I fix things for that one?

Sincerely,
Jack Harkness/Methos/Darla

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

May I suggest fine Japanese electronics?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Spanish Fly?

does not tempt you to make Darla a townie

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

Too. Freaking. Late.

(Check your e-mail. *facepalm*)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You have now managed to cheer me up far more than most major world religions.

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

*buffs fingernails* My work here is done.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Play now?

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

If you're around, I can send Darla to the Bonfire...

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Just got home so have to do dinner and such. Will be around in an hour or so though. They could do something then if you'll be around.

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

No problem. Barring having to leave the bonfire because I'm not official yet, I'm going to see about tormenting Wilson a la first scene of Welcome to the Hellmouth.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I could always start a post for the two of them in Angelus's journal instead if you want. Frankly he's much more inclined to make a beeline to her hotel room once the sun's down ;)

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

Poopers. Kicked out of the beach party. (It's fair; I'm just pouting.)

Thing is, since I can't post in townies, I don't "officially" have a hotel room yet. I don't suppose anyone will be THAT picky as long as it's in your journal, though.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Rats. *Kicks a stone along forlornly* I was psyched about that possible scene.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

We could always be extra careful and say he met her on the outskirts of town.

Here, lemme scoot you a quick email on a backstory question and then if you're still around you can let me know and I'll start a post in his LJ =)

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

I'm still around... Bwahahahaha.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

YAY! Can we have Darla/Angelus/Dru adventures?!

S2 of Angel was my favourite.

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

I think it's a fairly safe bet that there is no way in hell you can stop us. *evil grin*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

In the words of Frank N. Furter...

Turn yourself over to absolute pleasure.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how very, very much I wish I could find the pictures of Peter Wingfield playing Frank N. Furter...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

WHAT? You're shittin' me.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Would I do a thing like that? Seriously. He met his first wife shopping for fishnet stockings. I Googled "Peter Wingfield" rocky horror and got the story about his wife, but no pictures, sadly. *weeps*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention this, I think FH is the living embodiment of "Rose-Tint My World."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Patience really, it's only a matter of time. Even Camboy is smutty these days. He did hold out the longest of all my characters;