In honor and reverence for this esteemed laurel given to us at fandomtherapy, how's everyone doing? What's on your mind? Tell me about your mother. *cackles*
My mun is totally enjoying listening to HP6 on a completely different level with this whole Lee chatting with not!Draco Draco all the time lately. OMG. And when Draco turns back, LEE WILL BE SO WEIRDED OUT. I'm psyched.
Um. My mom was working on some super-secret experiments a few years before I was born which resulted in her genes being altered through the power of psuedoscience, and then when I was born she passed that weirdness on to me. Nuff said.
I don't really know my mother, though I did meet her once when she broke the rules to come see me when I was little.
Too bad I don't know that she's really an evil bitch who killed my father and is going to completely hate me and want me dead. Did I mention she's missing an ear?
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My mom's teh awesome yo.My mun is thinking it's way more fun to be Ron Weasley than Draco Malfoy and I hate her for it.
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My mother? My mother's dead! Thanks for bringing it up Mr. Sensitive.no subject
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or she'll smack me upside the head.My mun, however, would also like to go on a bloody rampage, among her co-workers. She actually claims FH keeps her sane. Can you imagine?
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MY MUN WISHES PAPERS WOULD WRITE THEMSELVES!MY MOM HATES ME!
...my mind, however, is on happy
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holy crap, my mun does too. zomg. And my mother's dead. very. my parents never approved of me.I'm busy. Reading. Because SHE can't be arsed to take five minutes of time to post me doing things...
Well, five minutes every half hour, that is.
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dirtythings?. . . what are you thinking about?
My mun would totally help you write papers except for that whole bit about not having a frakking clue as to the subject matter.(no subject)
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My mun is up at stupid hours of the morning again, absolutely famishedno subject
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The end.
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My mun is cackling with glee about me wearing tights at the pageant. We hates her, precious.no subject
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Um. My mom was working on some super-secret experiments a few years before I was born which resulted in her genes being altered
through the power of psuedoscience, and then when I was born she passed that weirdness on to me. Nuff said.no subject
OMG, weird!
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And my mother is an alcoholic who stole my college money twice and abandoned me and my dad when we needed her the most, thanks for asking.no subject
*makes notes of all this and write ELECKTRA COMPLEX really big in teh notes, la*no subject
Too bad I don't know that she's really an evil bitch who killed my father and is going to completely hate me and want me dead. Did I mention she's missing an ear?no subject
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