Because I really want MORE lj notifications...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...tell me what's troubling you! End of semester blues? Frustration at the pagent of special magnificence? Can't seem to communicate with your fellow students, teachers and admins (omg new admins)? Flailing extensively at the fact that your RP friends now have ADMIN POWER OVER YOU, zomg! *offers bribes of cookies*> Feel impending doom of the season without sunlight? *shines the rays of apollo upon you, yay* Etc?

Rant away, tis the season to get some therapy!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

You are military. You will never, ever get laid. It's in the ground rules so that the Air Force will cooperate with the show Regulations.

May I suggest taking up knitting?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*sharpens knitting needles*

Ooh, look at that. Pointy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

::headdesk:: ARE THERE NO SUBMISSIVE NORMAL DOMESTIC WOMEN IN THIS GODFORSAKEN GAME?

((ooc: Not me talking. Really. Been a feminist since 1973 and have the ERA bracelet to prove it.))

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana's fairly normal and domestic. But not terribly submissive, probably.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

((If anybody's submissive, we should stage an intervention. Because the males around here? Not to be trusted to run their own lives, far less anybody else's.))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[[I beg your pardon! I *am* a gentleman!]]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

((Yes, but you're dim clueless.))

[janet_fraiser]

((Be nice to Lee! He's not dim clueless, he's gentlemanly. *snuggles Lee and subtly gropes his biceps*))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

((Yes, but would you trust him to find his own boyfriend posterior with two hands, a flashlight, and a map?))

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

No kidding!

[janet_fraiser]

Give it up, Pryce. You want domestic types? We've got them. You want submissive types? You'd better run like hell now and find yourself another school.

((OOC: Yay, feminism!))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

(perks up) Run like hell? I know how to do that.

((OOC: Tastes great! The whole family will enjoy it!))

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*dryly* Now why is that not a shock?

((OOC: Tastes kind of like chicken.))

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

What ever made you think submissive and domestic was normal?

You want sheep? Talk to a ninja shepherd.

[janet_fraiser]

And now do you see why I threaten people with needles?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Because you left your P90 in your other jacket?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Your needles have *stuff* in them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

((Now you've done it. I want tatting needles stuffed with curare.))