Tea Party

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith is sitting in a chair, a tea cup and a saucer in front of her. Drusilla is sitting directly to her right, sipping a cup of tea, and glaring at Miss Edith for not passing the biscuits to her. "Naughty girl!" There are two more empty spots on the table, each with an empty plate and tea cup set there.

Therapy? Who needs therapy? We're having a tea party instead.



ETA: Some of the threads are getting a little dark here, folks. Fair warning.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That's my boy!

Just for that tonight I might let you kill.

[crazyvampchick]

Isn't everyone going to be watching that? Spike is very fun to play with.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

He sure does scream nice.

[crazyvampchick]

*sways from side to side* Such pretty music. Do you think he'll sing to me if I ask him to, Daddy?

[demonbelthazor]

*nod* Angel's no fun. He won't subtext with me anymore and I feel so empty inside.

[demonbelthazor]

Can I watch, too?

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*Snerk*

Little baby boy already has daddy issues.

Thought you worked through that in your last life.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

What? The puppy dog has teeth now? Can't you keep a grip on yourself? Soul. No Soul. Soul. I'd think you'd learn to take better care of yourself peaches.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

You aren't in my league babyface.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*scowls*

If you want to see me beat the crap out of the whelp, you're welcome to join in.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

Be hard to sing without any bleedin' vocal cords now will it?

[demonbelthazor]

Something tells me you wouldn't need the help. My money's on you.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Awww. I don't know how many times I have to tell you kids but I swear it's true: Just because there's a new member of the family doesn't mean that Daddy's feelings are any different. My utter antipathy about whether you live or die hasn't changed in the slightest.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You feel empty because the subtext isn't inside of you?

[crazyvampchick]

That would make me very happy. I think they should be painted black. What color kitty would you get me?

*nodding* It would be absolutely delicious if you would. Don't you think?

[crazyvampchick]

*pouting* He's threatening to make me all dusty and gone. *stamps foot* I don't like him!

[crazyvampchick]

That kind of music is pretty too, my sweet Spike. Don't you think?

[crazyvampchick]

You're so very pretty. With such blue, blue eyes. Like the ocean. Do you hear the tide in them?

[crazyvampchick]

I'll bring party favors!

[crazyvampchick]

Shush, Daddy. Or don't you want to see them play? Mmm, fists and fangs and all kinds of pretty hurting.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

True. Plus it's about time Logan learned how to use tools.

C'mon. Sit with me while we watch the boys play.

[demonbelthazor]

Something like that. There's a void inside me that needs to be filled.


[...I have "Bones" on, and just as I read that comment, David B. says "Don't make me beg." *dies*]

[crazyvampchick]

Such a play they'll put on for us! Did you bring roses to whip them with after?

*sits very, very close to Angelus*

[crazyvampchick]

*drinks your blood and then turns you into a vampire*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lady, this is all so sudden! *is a bit dizzy*