Tea Party

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith is sitting in a chair, a tea cup and a saucer in front of her. Drusilla is sitting directly to her right, sipping a cup of tea, and glaring at Miss Edith for not passing the biscuits to her. "Naughty girl!" There are two more empty spots on the table, each with an empty plate and tea cup set there.

Therapy? Who needs therapy? We're having a tea party instead.



ETA: Some of the threads are getting a little dark here, folks. Fair warning.

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I want tea! OMG! TEA!!!1!

[crazyvampchick]

*pours you a cup of tea*

Have a biscuit too. But Miss Edith is being mean, and shan't pass them to you, so you'll have to take one.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I sooooo need therapy. MY MEMORY'S WIPED AND OMG I DON'T KNOW MY OWN (adoptive) MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazyvampchick]

Why would you need therapy for that? Have some tea instead. *hands you a cup*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You don't remember having sex with me?!

Damn.

*pouts*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Tea party!

*brings Holly and Vladdie and LWB III*

[crazyvampchick]

Psst. *points to chair* I've saved you a seat. And what a pretty dolly you have. Holly can share a seat with Miss Edith.

*clapping hands* A puppy dog! Puppies are delightful!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Did you remember the eyeballs?

[crazyvampchick]

Daddy! How do you think I could ever be such a bad girl as to forget the eyeballs?

If I did forget them, you'd have to punish me, wouldn't you?

*quietly slides bowl of eyeballs under table*

I can't seem to find them at all.

[demonbelthazor]

Daddy!

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

...Daddy?

[fh_jackass]

I still don't want to call you daddy.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Well, I'm British. All for the tea and biscuts.

[crazyvampchick]

Hooray! *hands Draco a teacup* Cream or sugar?

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

I cannot have tea, on account of being trapped in this tube. Also, OMGWTFNOTASTEBUDS.

Not that I'm sulking about it. Millennia-old interdimensional beings are too dignified to sulk.

No, really.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Have you and Barbossa bonded yet? I don't know why, but I have the oddest feeling he'd be full of foreshadowing sympathy for the no taste buds thing.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFNOTASTEBUDS? YOU HAVE A TONGUE!

[crazyvampchick]

*claps hands and bounces excitedly* You're very funny, you know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Oh, thank God, somebody civilized. [Pours tea. Stirs it. Notes that spoon dissolves in the tannins. Sighs in approval.]

[crazyvampchick]

Would you like a biscuit? *offers plate* You're from England. I can see it in your eyes. I'm very fond of eyes.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[crazyvampchick]

Giraffes!

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

The last time I had a tea party, I ended up getting dumped because I kind of accused the girl of murder. You haven't killed anyone lately, have you? It really ruins the taste of a scone when you have to call a warrant in on your companion.

[crazyvampchick]

*blinks at you*

*kicks body farther under table and adjusts tablecloth to hide it*

Why would you ever think I'd killed anyone? That would be bad and wrong and naughty, and-- The blood would stain the tablecloth, and it would be just horrid to wash out.

*holds out plate* Would you like a scone? I have cream.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

... this isn't really tea, is it?

[crazyvampchick]

*looks at you in horror*

Of course it is! It's tea, we wouldn't want to ruin that, now, would we?