Turn that frown upside down!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe and woe. [Actually, I lie about the last bit. That last link is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.]

TELL ME SWEET HAPPY LIES, FANDMTHERAPY! TELL ME YOUR JOYS AND NON-WOEFULNESS!

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

I have no joy. Only woe. I cannot help you.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

But didn't you get frenched yesterday? That's nice.

[sensethevisions]

Excuse me?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

I got free cookies yesterday!

And um...my girlfriend is hot and I'm spending Christmas with her this year.

Oh, and the tiny little fact that I'm beautiful. That takes the edge off the emo.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Free cookies = JOY!

Yay for your gf being hot. So says some guy name Slughorn, but that's a little disturbing so I'll not mention that again.

Your mother will miss you at Christmas... ALL ALONE IN THE MALFOY MANSION WITHOUT HER HUSBAND OR HER SON. Woe for Narcissa!

Ah yes, you are v. v. v. beautiful, Malfoy. There is no mistaking that. Especially as you leap out of a tree. Mmm.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Jack finally pulled his head out of his ass sent me a basket of chocolate with a very sweet card.

*offers homemade apple butter*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Mmm. So when are you two lovebirds going to make out? Huh? Huh? Huh?


Oooh! Thanks! *spreads apple butter on toast from Phoebe, yay*

[chasingangela]

Marty and I have our three-month anniversary TOMORROW, OMG.

Also, I have a French bear.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

With a bearet!

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I almost got some joy last night with Angel. *weeps*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

And you're going to be sleeping with my gf! Well done there!

I tell you lies

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I AM A FAIRY!

Re: I tell you lies

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG DO YOU GRANT WISHES?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Also, shop class may be having a beach party, unless someone comes up with a better idea.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

A BEACH PARTY?! IN DECEMBER?!

[romanywitch]

There's booze in the faculty lounge today. This? Is my happiness.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

There is? A reason to rejoice, indeed!

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

My boyfriends give me diamonds. Diamonds make me happy. I live by the idiom...

Diamonds...she'll kinda have to. ;)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Diamonds are CJ's best friend.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

omg! Last night I hung out with Janet and Aeryn and Vala and we painted our nails.

Well, I painted my toenails. They did fingernails. There were cookies!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You are awesome, my friend.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

GIRAFFES!

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

You know what makes me happy? Hot women.

And speaking of hot women, look what I finished (http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/sammie_jo_/349.jpg)! I think it looks pretty life like. Not that the real Foxy Vala is made of plastic. The real one is made of hot, hot love.

ZOMG her head is pastede on a plastic-y doll yay.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Mmm. The real one also is a Claudia Black not bent on killing me. I like Vala!!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I bashed in Angel's head with a cricket bat.

I enjoyed it. I admit it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

After what he did yesterday? I appreciate what you did. Well done!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I have an OMGJUSTAFRIEND now.

Huzzah?

I am unused to this life without WOE.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR OMGJUSTAFRIEND. IT FILLS ME WITH GLEEEEEFULNESS.

Life without WOE? I am jealous. Yes. STAY UN-WOEFUL! THE FATE OF THE GALAXIES DEPEND ON IT.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I...

I've got nothing.

*sads*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*gives you cookies and a manicure*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Angel promised Jake and I a threesome for the holidays! If this is not reason for joy, then I know not what does.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

THREEEEEESOME!!!

[mycanonhatesme]

Um, my finals are almost over? Not that I'm, you know, prepared for any of them. But it's almost done.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR SEMESTER COMING TO A CLOSE!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Sad!Tick is dead and buried! Only Normal!Tick remains and Normal!Tick is generally Happy!Tick! SPOOOOOOOOON!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

SPOOOON!11!

[fh_jackass]

I'm single! Party time!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

SWEET! Although I think you should be seeing to Veronica. I think she's distraught and in need of some tasty UST. I'll provide the booze!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Angel hit on everybody he met but me yesterday.

That's causing some serious damage to my self-esteem.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*comforts, omg, with his awesome arms!*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Awww... *pat pats you on the head*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*feels patronized but gives you a toothbrush*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

Here. Have an ellipsis.

It's all I got, really.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I've always wanted one of those since I saw Adventures of Bitterwoman! Hee! Thanks!