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*hums 1812 Overture and wonders if he's in the wrong fandom*

I think my player is getting bored and is pondering in what ways she can possibly whump me some more.

*hands out chocolate cake*

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My mun does the SAME THING. She gets bored, and comes up with fun ways to torment me. Like playing me at my most awkward and spazzy for kicks.

She's very mean.

Why isn't there a law against character abuse?

*comforts and offers chocolate cake while wearing his cake decorator hoodie*

They'd find a way around it. They'd get creative and say it was for 'character development' or something. The meanies.

*woefully accepts cake and offers waffles in return*

Oh god, they so would.

*accepts waffles gratefully*

But if we form a united front against the emo?

Then they'd do embarrassing things that aren't emo-inducing.

Like, say, making me fall off the bed while making out with my OMGJUSTAFRIEND and taking him with me.

That didn't make me emo. Just annoyed and embarrassed like whoa.

Or turn you into a cub. Which apparently was meant to make me emo-teflon.

*sighs* We really can't win here.

Or purposely get you involved in a pageant that could not POSSIBLY be anything but mortifying.

*sigh* Yeah, we can't win. They do control us, after all.

Yeah, I got lucky there. She had to go to bed just before the nakedness happened. She sulked a lot about that. *shakes head*

I suppose they do. We can just be there for each other.

Like ARCHRIVAL BOOTAGE?

NO, THAT'S OTHER PEOPLE'S MUNS BEING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN TO MEEEEEEEEE.

*rocks back and forth, chanting about ducklings*

BUT YOU GO ALONG WITH IT. OMG.

~~What have I said about the ducklings?!?~~

WELL YEAH. BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

~~Have you not learned anything about my ability to DENY from the OMGJUSTFRIENDS stuff?~~

IT IS VERY FUNNY YES.

~~No. I'm slow, OMG.~~

IN A HORRIBLE SORT OF WAY.

~~And that is why I shall continue to think you and Cally are really scrapbooking and playing with ducklings, OMG.~~

IT'S A WONDERFUL SORT OF HORRIBLE. YES.

~~Yes, homes for the clothesless. Our room is frequently home to the clothesless.~~

A TERRIBLE SORT OF WONDERFUL THING.

~~See, when you say things like that? My wee little brain just goes to a happy place and replaces all the dirty things you say with words like, "kites," "crayons," and "canaries."~~

A WONDERFUL TERRIBLE SORT OF TERRIBLE WONDERFUL THING.

~~Sigh. My sex life is not to be used as your Mad Libs game, Gilmore.~~

A SORT OF WONDERFULLY TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WONDERFUL THING.

*replaces "sex life" with "innocent playtime with blocks"* See what I did there?

WERRIBLY, TONDERFUL THINGS, YES.

~~INNOCENT PLAYTIME WITH C... nevermind...~~

THINGS THAT ARE BOTH TERRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AND ALSO WERRIBLE AND TUNDERFUL.

INNOCENT PLAYTIME WITH BLOCKS. YES.

I'M NOT EVEN RESPONDING TO THAT FIRST PART BECAUSE OMG TONGUETWISTY AND I NEED THAT TONGUE FOR OTHER THINGS.

Blocks? As in block and tackle? *considers this in conjunction with certain Christmas presents* Hmm.

GOOD I WIN HA. ~~YOU NEED THAT TONGUE FOR THINGS LIKE LICKING STAMPS, RIGHT? RIGHT??????~~

~~Blocks as in building blocks. But forget the blocks. Now I am envisioning you two having a tiny tea party with little stuffed animals present. And invisble air-tea.~~

I'LL JUST LET YOU THINK YOU WON THEN. Stamps? What the frak are stamps? I know nothing about your weird mail systems!

Ah yes, stuffed animals. Which we arrange in compromising positions. Hypothetical compromising positions. To test later. Yes.

~~...Okay, that whole stuffed animal thing is ALL YOU. Weirdo.~~

~~THEY'RE NOT EVEN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.~~

~~...~~

~~At least, I reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally hope not.~~

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