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*hums 1812 Overture and wonders if he's in the wrong fandom*

I think my player is getting bored and is pondering in what ways she can possibly whump me some more.

*hands out chocolate cake*

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Bitch considered killing me off for a week because she was bored. No, really. She's assured me she will never ever do it, even if it is canon.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

*flail* I know!!! But that was before she got attached.

Let me repeat that, because someone might have missed it: she was ready to pull this dren in OCTOBER.

ZOMG! *clings* That's it, we're starting a resistance.

*whispers* It may be too late. She's already got Plans. Not death plans, but Plans.

And she's just waiting for the chance to make me look like an idiot, I know it.

I know what you mean. My player was checking out a website that will come in handy in march and later. I mean seriously, that's months away.

Look at it this way, she probably won't change you into a wolf cub.

Exactly. Her marathons are now research, and if the details of a certain plot get approved, she's very pleased to have other issues spring up from it, and go-to angst until graduation. I, however, am not so pleased.

There is that...

~~FUZZY!~~

What's up with that angst obsession that they've got going? I really don't get what they gain from it. You'd think that if they love us so much, they'd want us to be happy. Instead, they want to make us suffer as much as possible. (And then when you get all 'emo' as she likes to call it, she starts whining about me depressing her and wants me to be cute again.)

She's got this weird thing about having to balance out the happy with unhappy because she's obsessed with realism. So the happier I am, the worse I know it'll be later. *looks back at last few days* I don't think she has anything planned, but I'm a bit worried at the moment. (Worse, what if it stays happy until... stuff happens!!)

Also, it should be noted that the last fight with John? I was perfectly content in letting him fix it. Her? No. Constant "Call him. Call him. Why aren't you calling him?" *sigh*

I think given your canon, you've suffered enough there to be happy until the next millenium.

See, my player was completely on your side. But then, she tends to pick the side of the girls and blames the guys in the relationship for everything. Which well... it's not encouraging as I try to be good, but she keeps kicking me if something goes wrong.

Yeah, but as it's only happened in a universe alternate to this one, she thinks it doesn't count. Worse, she likes parallels.

Awwww. Kick her back.

At the mention of parallels she just went "oooooo". I think I'm going to be glad that I don't get tortured in canon just yet.

Yeah, but who will she kill off then?

Uh huh. See, this is why I'm nervous. In my canon there was cuteness involving Christmas and then what happened? That's right, I got tortured. I'm just glad she doesn't have the opportunity for that.

Kill off? What???

*scowls at player who thought of O'Malley when torture was mentioned*

Okay, seriously, I'm going to hide you somewhere until she stops being crazy. This tough love thing sucks.

*grumbles* She thinks it'd be angst if she killed off the person I just had an argument with.

*scowls at player who perked up when O'Malley was mentioned*

Yeah, I'm more than a little worried here.

That's not allowed, by the way. At all.

*ignores player who suggests they sit down and talk*

I totally get it. We should do something completely none angsty just to spite them.

She says it's a great way to traumatise me. *headdesks*

*also ignores, because that would be Bad*

We should. There's that aforementioned 'waiting to make me look like an idiot' thing, though.

*sighs at your player* *tries to imagine a really traumatized Cam* *has problem with this, omg*

True, but if you have to chose between looking like an idiot and getting tortured? Besides, everyone is scared enough of you that they won't dare mock you.

*is trauma teflon and would bounce right back omg* *gets paralysed and walks out of the hospital to join SG-1* *gets knocked around and keeps getting up*

I think the choice would depend on how public the humiliation was. And the 'people being scared of me' bit is why she wants to do it. *sigh*

*listens* My player says you're a Weeble Wobble, whatever that is.

This apparently amuses my player too. It's like they want to take away our dignity too. *sighs*

*has no clue what a weeble wobble is either* Thanks?

And she knows I can get any lost dignity back. It's not helping my case.

She says it's a toy that you hit and it falls back and then pops up so you can hit it again. I approve of this toy.

At least that's reassuring? Strangely enough, no one is holding the cubness against me. The crunch however did stick, which might have to do with the radio.

Oh! Yeah, I suppose that does first...

...

*flails*

*hides you*

*is omg hidden!*

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