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*hates and feels superior to all of you*

/New friend!/

//You're a DOG, aren't you?//

/New friend who is talking to me!/

*does happy dance*

*considers hissing, decides against it*

*sniffs instead*

*goes back to grooming self, unimpressed*

*stares in awe*

*licks air, in case that helps matters*

*blinks*

*yawns*

//You're still here?//

*dances forward and tries to lick nose*

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/Kitty?/

*sniff*

//I suppose.

Dinner?//

/No kitty food!/

*flails*

*continues splashing around in tank with one paw*

/You look tasty enough. Hold still./

*thwaps on nose with tentacle*

/Bad kitty!/

/OW!/

*withdraws paw*

*sulks*

/Fine. Not dinner./

*pokes kitty on the nose*

*opens one eye*

*hisses*

*brings kittyfriend a present*

*it is a ballpoint pen*

*stands up*

*begins batting pen across the room with front paws*

/Thank you. Even if you are a dog./

/YAY BFF!/

*puppycling*

/KITTY!!!!/

*bounces annoyingly*

*licks nose, totally knowing it will piss you off*

*tries very hard to catch you*

*luckily, if cruelly, is decalwed.*

*jumps away and sticks tongue out*

*growls and snaps jaws at mean jumping thing before stalking away*

I like you.

/Thank you. None of them want to be eaten, though. Unbelievable./

/I suppose I like you as well./

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