fandomtherapy | ....bblerblt

/Pens can be thrown too, and pointy pens don't hurt me! Pointy sticks badbadbadbadbad!!/

/Friend who flies must not be hurt!/

*ponders*

/I can catch sticks!/

/I can catch pens! And balls! CATCHING BALL IS MOST FUN EVER!/

*does flip*

*tries to do flip as well*

*fails in this accomplishment*

*stops hovering*

*rolls on the ground*

*looks to see if Less-Fluffy Doggie Friend can do this*

*rolls*

*forgets to stop*

*bumps into a wall*

/Funfunfunfunfun!!/

*bounces up*

*rolls in air*

*goes to hang upside-down on the ceiling*

/Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!/

*lies on back*

*tries to touch Vladdie with his paws*

*has no sense of perspective*

*yips excitedly*

*steals pen from MommyRory's purse*

*goes back up to ceiling*

*drops it*

*catches pen in mouth*

*is thrilled to learn new trick*

*tries to open mouth to drop it back*

*does not understand gravity*

*tilts head*

*also does not understand gravity*

*is, after all, not really affected by it*

*tries again*

*pen falls out of mouth and lands on the floor*

*still not understanding gravity, assumes attempt was successful*

*is happy*

*peers at pen*

*attempts to poke it*

*from the ceiling*

*is sadly unsuccessful*

*tries to lick Vladdie's nose*

*does not succeed at this either*

*is sad*

*and a bit dim*