*flail!*

[can_be_more]

Okay, yes, I was upset.

A lot of personal things got out the day of the phone mess, then there was the naked party where my boyfriend was almost forcibly stripped and not by me. Or Lee, strangely enough. Then I ended up having to prove I was wearing underwear in the middle of the common room while Callynanders promoted threesome thoughts that wouldn't be happening. Then there was the floral hex discussion, which, I'd like to state for the FT record, was a terminology thing and not a knowledge thing! Let's not even talk about the stick figures and the books. Then the radio reports that we're sodomists or sodomites, whatever, wtf, and becoming nudists.

Needless to say, I have reason to feel a little upset about the lack of privacy regarding certain subjects.

BUT HOW THE FRELL DID THIS HAPPEN???

Do you KNOW our canon? They went for years!!!

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm thinking you need more books.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think we're insane. That's the only reason for it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Do I need to get the two of you drunk?

[can_be_more]

*hits you with a book*

YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

[can_be_more]

We must be.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

That's....that's frakked up, baby.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Geez. What do you want me to do? Offer a foursome?

[can_be_more]

But then they'll call us drunken whores.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yes, we're trying to STOP the gossip about our sex life, not start it anew!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with 17 year olds sexing it up. Just don't tell my mun that. Oi.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Stopping will only lead to more people getting worried and offering sex advice.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But this is the right thing to do, the way to stop the gossip.

...right?

[can_be_more]

No! No foursome! One on one isn't even happening right now!

Not that one on three or two on two or whatever is going to happen when the one on one is.... yeah.

[can_be_more]

Why does anyone have to know anything about it!!!

[can_be_more]

Oh, it had better be.

...

And if it's not, at least it should be really good when we get back to it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

LEE WILL KNOW as John will get incredibily sexually frustrated. *nods*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

And we know how Lee gossips...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cause you don't make your posts NFB. Of course, my player is partly to blame because she loves watching me flail when we accidently bring up the subject. She doesn't look very sorry either. *sighs*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. What did you say? I was kinda distracted with the whole stripping icon thing.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'd feel sorry for you, except I haven't gotten laid since before the boyfriend got the soul.

Girl has needs you know?

[can_be_more]

You're not helping again. As no offense, but you look like John and now I'm picturing him naked.

[can_be_more]

*eyes*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Totally get that. I think I'm helping, though. You shouldn't repress like that. It's not healthy.

[can_be_more]

That would be the easy way out.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*laughs*