*flail!*

[can_be_more]

Okay, yes, I was upset.

A lot of personal things got out the day of the phone mess, then there was the naked party where my boyfriend was almost forcibly stripped and not by me. Or Lee, strangely enough. Then I ended up having to prove I was wearing underwear in the middle of the common room while Callynanders promoted threesome thoughts that wouldn't be happening. Then there was the floral hex discussion, which, I'd like to state for the FT record, was a terminology thing and not a knowledge thing! Let's not even talk about the stick figures and the books. Then the radio reports that we're sodomists or sodomites, whatever, wtf, and becoming nudists.

Needless to say, I have reason to feel a little upset about the lack of privacy regarding certain subjects.

BUT HOW THE FRELL DID THIS HAPPEN???

Do you KNOW our canon? They went for years!!!

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm thinking you need more books.

[can_be_more]

*hits you with a book*

YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Geez. What do you want me to do? Offer a foursome?

[can_be_more]

No! No foursome! One on one isn't even happening right now!

Not that one on three or two on two or whatever is going to happen when the one on one is.... yeah.

[soldtoarmenians]

*pictures that*

YES?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I think we're insane. That's the only reason for it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Do I need to get the two of you drunk?

[can_be_more]

But then they'll call us drunken whores.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yes, we're trying to STOP the gossip about our sex life, not start it anew!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with 17 year olds sexing it up. Just don't tell my mun that. Oi.

[can_be_more]

We must be.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But this is the right thing to do, the way to stop the gossip.

...right?

[can_be_more]

Oh, it had better be.

...

And if it's not, at least it should be really good when we get back to it.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*Pssst! Yo, everyone! Aeryn and John aren't getting any at all now!*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

That's....that's frakked up, baby.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'd feel sorry for you, except I haven't gotten laid since before the boyfriend got the soul.

Girl has needs you know?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*kills you*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*dies but happily because SEX*

[can_be_more]

I've gotten used to... stuff, though. In almost two weeks I think there were two days where we didn't. *is not whimpering*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Three. Months.

[can_be_more]

Club him.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*pats*

*sympathizes*

Though my problem is self-inflicted, because I want it to be *special* and blah blah.

And I haven't even told him yet because it gets all awkward any time...that...comes up!!

Woe.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

...you do realize the peanut gallery for when that "time" does come will be huge, right?

*g*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, spontaneous combustion through blushing is a distinct possibility.