fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

You became a *therapist* after you lost your whole family. C'mon, who's got the control issues there? Hmmm?

And, you're not getting any sex. Ha!

I'm fine with that! I'm from 1962! I'm a responsible adult!

Also, you can't date Fraser even if he wants to. He's not that kind of Mountie. Nyaaah.

Yeah, well, he's not going for you either, you're too nice. So ha!

Also, you don't dress as well as I do.

I do so! I'm just ... retro!

Don't you think that all these vengeful plots and violent tendencies are really cries for help?

No. I think they're just me trying to GET MY OWN WAY.

If I buy you a Porsche, will you go away?

I know the offer wasn't for me, but if you buy me a Porsche, I'll do whatever you want.