Because we might as well

[fates_jaye]

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, gross, dude!

*breaks Archie in half across his knee, OMG, because Archie is WEE*

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

*is, OMG, broken*

*hates Anders*

*is secretly envious because Anders is much taller and better proportioned*

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

See, when I called you both into my office, it wasn't really because I disapproved of you fighting.

IT'S JUST THAT I HATE YOU BOTH FOR HAVING BODIES AND I WANT YOU TO BE JUST AS MISERABLE AS I AM. EXCEPT YOU WILL BE MISERABLE AND STILL CORPOREAL.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Yes, and meanwhile you will be miserable, noncorporeal, and still disturbing as all hell.

Although at the moment, I am broken, so I envy you your bodilessness.

And I hate you for making me envy it.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I'm not broken. And I'm not miserable. And I'm still bigger than YOU, Kennedy, and I work damn hard to keep my BODY in shape, Dean Z. So I laugh at you both.

. . . what's noncorporeal mean?

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, you are pathetic.

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

I hate to give you any kind of validation, Mister Kennedy, but I have to agree with you on this.

Mister Anders, you really are pathetic.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I'm pathetic? Who's the one who sits there and plays with freaky modded versions of his former students on the computer all day because HE HAS NO BODY AND CAN'T GO ANYWHERE?

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

You know, you've just given me a very good idea for my office hours tomorrow.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Oh, well done, Samuel. I may never sleep again.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

If I actually agree with you that the Dean is seriously freaky as hell, can we, like, never speak of it again?

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

I heard that.

There's a flesh-toned spandex suit in your future, Mister Anders. Your very near future.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously, dude, GET A NEW SCHTICK ALREADY.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

I --

Dammit. I agree with you on that.

Twice in one night. Curses.